Noord-Deurningen

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Noord-Deurningen is a large village near the german border. It lies in the eastern part of holland, near the village of Denekamp. It has 23 inhabitants. The average age is 87+. Most of the people who life there are ex-NSBers or Farmers. Noord-Deurningen was a very important place in the WW2. It was the first dutch village which was caputered by the german. Noord-Deurningen didn't show some resistance to the german, but only one woman did show some resistance to the germans.

This is a map of Twente, the eastern part of Holland. You can see Noord-Deurningen on it.

[edit] Inhabitants

Farmers: Farmers is the most common specie appeared in Noord-Deurningen. The farmers have unusual habits like drinken beer in places called: "Hokken". Noord-Deurningen is the capitol of all the farmers. Once a week there is a cow-market in Noord-Deurningen. All the farmers from Holland,Germany and other EU countrys selling there cows there. The natural enemies of the Farmers are "allochtonen". The leader of the Noord-Deurningers is the mighty farmer/superhero Martijn Scholten.

Old ladies: 87% of the inhabitants of are Old Ladies. The age of this part of the inhabitants is 80+. The daily activities of the old liedies are: pimpin' cows, drinking hennesy, smoking weed, doing drive by's and cleaning out the hood of Noord-Deurningen.

This is villager of Noord-Deurningen

NSBers: NSBers are a strange type of people. They hate almost everything and everyone. They where married with the old ladies but when the old ladies started drinking hennesy and smoking weed, they got split up.

[edit] Entertainment

In Noord-Deurningen insn't much entertainment taking place. But some bitch ass farmers created their own version of pimp my ride, called pimp my cow. Once a year there is another event taking place in Noord-Deurningen. This event is called: "paasvuur". All the farmers of Noord-Deurningen trow their plants and trees on a bump. And in the Easter time people make it burn.

[edit] Horeca

In the mighty village of Noord-Deurningen aren't much shops, cafés, pubs, disco's or supermarkets. But there is one Coffeeshop located in Noord-Deurningen. In the Coffeeshop you can buy weed, cocaine, paddo's and a few more other softdrugs. The shop has a few good custumers, the Old Ladies. This group of inhabitants buys everyday more than 1 kilo of softdrugs.

[edit] Confusion

Some people confuse Noord-Deurningen with an other 'gat' (hole) called Deurningen and its suburb Gammelke. The people of this part of Twente can buy their food and Grolsch at a 'tankstation'. That's the only shop of the region.