North Pole
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“In Soviet Russia, North Pole plants flag on YOU!â€
~ Russian reversal on North Pole
In geography, the North Pole is one of two special points on Earth's surface where time stops, compasses break down, and many physical laws go wonky. (For the other such point, see Beek, The Netherlands.)
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[edit] Theory
The existence of the North Pole was first postulated by Stephen Hawking in 1903 in the South Pole, as part of his "You Can't Get There From Here" cosmological model. The theory received wide acceptance by the physics community some 90 years later, when the Superconducting Super Collider detected magnetic north monopoles, which were created from the high-energy collisions of relativistic penguins and antipenguins.
[edit] Exploration
In 1997, NASA, in joint cooperation with Answers in Genesis, launched their first unmanned mission to the North Pole: the Sarfati 2. The probe landed safely five years later, but was promptly eaten by a pack of wild dinosaurs before any data could be returned. As a result of this horrendous fiasco, the Bush administration has decided to curtail funding for all planned future NASA and AIG missions. In 1985 Russians had already explored the North Pole, discovering for their great surprise Titanic, which had apparently sailed there to revenge to the icebergs. Few pictures taken were later used in Titanic movie.
[edit] Government
The North Pole is also the location of the Yuletide Duchy Of The Arctic Circle, a rogue nation led by Santa Claus. No other nations exist in the area, but several tribes of elves, who have escaped the harsh rule of the dictator Santa Claus, exist as different rebel movements, which attempt to overthrow St. Nick. The most notable of these groups are the atheist-marxist "Frente Marxista de la Liberación de los Duendes" (F.M.L.D.) based in northern Russia, the Jewish group "Shlomo's Kosher Dogs" of northern Greenland, and the Islamist group Hezbollah. Another thing to do with the north pole is Santa Claus ie. sait Nicolas.Santa is a very big hit in all major countries and his "toy factories" are believed to infact be at the north pole.Also penguins inhabit the north pole,they are very smart beings. with all the sliding and marches and huddles. That is where the huddle originated from. Just like the hakka originated from gorillas.
[edit] Inhabitants
Indigenous wildlife of this place obviously include Elves Santa reindeers and even Aliens who regularly crashland there and also the corpse of the Easter Bunny (which Santa killed in 1987). Notice: All aforementioned wildlife have had to resort to snorkels. Their igloo has melted.
