From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

“Vote for me!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Noob of the month award

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the month. The official recommendation for Noob of the Month is me.

Contents 1 Eligibility Requirements 2 Nomination and voting process 3 Fabulous Prizes 4 Past Winners 5 Official Nominations for July 5.1 Liz muffin (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 5.2 Rcmurphy (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

[edit] Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

• Be a MEMBER of no more than 30±3 days membership (Unless you are Rcmurphy).
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have written at least one "full" article.
• Not be NXWave. In the event that the winner turns out to be NXWave, the award is taken back and given to the second place finisher. If there is no clearly defined second place, Rcmurphy wins.
  • Each winner will be subject to a customary checkuser to ensure lack of NXWave-itude.

[edit] Nomination and voting process

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. At this time you may vote ONCE for your favorite noob. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

Only signed votes count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

[edit] Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

• Spotlight on front page
• Fancy template to put on your user page

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Month Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores.)

[edit] Past Winners

Chronarion • RadicalX • Slackerboy • Mellomeh • Splaka • UtarEmpire • BobBobBob • Todd Lyons • Whywhywhy • MoneySign • Count of Monkey Crisco • Spang • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • Nydas • Shandon • Procopius • Quira • Anyone • Braydie • Gneomi • The Bard • Contestant • RAHB • MichaelHax • Pigeon • ۞ • Dr. Skullthumper • Gerrycheevers • The UnIdiot • Jim Groovester • MrN9000 • AE • DJ Irreverent • Luvvy • Mightydandylion • YesTimeToEdit • Cheapinitreal • The Woodburninator

[edit] Official Nominations for July

[edit] Liz muffin (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and For - Well, this one might be a bit premature, since this user is all of four days old, but I seriously got a kick out of I had sex with your wife‎. Lots and lots of promise here. --Hyperbole 00:53, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
• For The force is strong with this one. -RAHB 05:49, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
• ForeForFounding Member Baseball16 16:32, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Rcmurphy (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• N♥m. The boy got robbed last month. And the last 38 months. But this is his time to shine. sirsysrq @ 01:40 Jul 6
• Strong against, as Rcmurphy's diameter can be evenly divided into his circumference. Plus, I heard he prefers cake. --π

  One vote per user. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 19:34, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

  ...because apparently it's realllly important that we take this particular vote seriously... --Hyperbole 19:44, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

  Destriking vote, Hyperbole is right. Anyone, at any time, can cast a vote for Rcmurphy. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 19:59, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

• Strong for -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 19:34, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

I heard rumor that he sucks. At least his recent change pseudonym says so. ~ 19:38, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

• Fuck yes. Sorry Liz, it's just I want Rc to win... Finally. Not like he has a chance either way. --Dexter111344 Complain here... Vote here today! 02:32, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
• Strong apathetic feelings of general indifference In summation, meh.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:42, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
• makamakamakamakamakamaka - Yes. This boy has not done anything rong. --General Minister G5 UPotM UGotM [Y] F@H 07:31, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
• Those much /holds up 4 fingers --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:51, 19 July 2008 (UTC)