November

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“November! Isn't that a porno movie?”

~ Oscar Wilde on November

The eleventh month of the Gregory Calendar, typically with 32 days, was chosen to be a month after Einstein realised that it was, in fact, not a good name for a dog.

A Clock, typically showing 13 past November in the winter.

November is seen by some as somewhat of a striking month, as it was caught stark naked with Monika Lewinski in the presidential office.

November was originally chosen to be the last month of the year; however December sounded more appealing, and generally had more snow.

[edit] In England

In England many people associate November with cold. They would be correct. This is thanks to Bush and Blair’s War on Cold, or the Cold War for short. Some Geography books suggest that the war took place throughout the month of November, eventually ending on December 1st after lasting 32 days. Other countries, such as Iceland, that actually do experience severe cold, never seem to complain about it quite as much as the British. In England they also experience major uprisings and rebellions, due to a particularly rebellious lad, V. These attacks all take place on November the Fifth.

[edit] November 1st

Customarily, November Day is a national holiday that is celebrated in all countries that have a vowel in their name.

A cat, trying to remember when November 1st is. It's a tough life being a cat.

On this day people take the day off, whether they’re allowed or not and lounge around home or even go to nudist camps, where they can smoke fine wines and drink good cigars. Unless they are French and do that every day.

[edit] November 5th

Day celebrating the vindication of the violent vipers of Norsefire by the courageous V! Also known as National Get Drunk and Yell at the Government Day.

[edit] The Truth About November

• November has only 2 syllables.
• The cake is a lie
• November has been in rehabilitation. Twice.
• November doesn’t exist in Germany.
• November has three children. June, August and April.
• November has a criminal record.
• November is Bob Geldof’s love child.
• November has come.
• November was once caught watching gay porn.
• November...YOUR MOM
• November is the most important month because without it we wouldn't have December, which is everyones favorite month because of Christmas.

[edit] See Also

List of November Anniversaries

Wycliffe didn't come back until December