Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 29

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

Master Magician Carman, prior to the Marvin Gaye incident

November 29: Third annual Day of NEIN!, Spell all 'C' words with a 'K' day (UK High Schools)

• 1854 - Australians rebel and wave the Eureka Flag. As usual, American government takes all credit from the Aussies.
• 1939 - Britain asks ze Germans nicely to pul out of ze Poland... but dis ist NEIN day und so ze german public shouts! und so hitler said NEIN!!!
• 1983 - In a publicity stunt gone bad, Carman decapitates R&B star Marvin Gaye.
• 1983 - Band Aid release the little known Do They Know It's Christmas? (1983 Version)
• 1984 - Chocolate rations were increased from 30 grams to 20 grams.
• 1991 - David Copperfield stuns world by causing Statue of Liberty to vanish into thin air.
• 1992 - After a year-long search, NYPD gives up search for missing statue, citing lack of cooperation by local eyewitnesses.
• 1990 - Taking advantage of the 'C with K' day, someone wrote 'KUNT' on the blackboard, and was praised for thinking before being expelled.
• 1993 - Retaliating against "police harassment" after authorities bring charges against him in relation to disappearance of Queens, Copperfield destroys Manhattan Island with his penis.
• Today - Someone is throwing a party and you aren't invited.
• Today - Bob got rob by Dennis
• 2002 - As a special treat, high school pupils in England are allowed to play Kommanden and Konquer, but not Command and Conquer. When pupils discovered the game only existed with a 'C', there was a mass rebellion.
• 2003 - Rumsfeld attemps to use magic in order to find WMD. Results are not as expected.
• 2005 - Snape kills Dumbledore using magic.
• 2005 - In Soviet Russia, magic kills Snape using YOU!
• 2006 - Someone will throw another party to commemorate the one-year anniversary of their supreme triumph in having prevented you from attending their party the previous year; this timeyou will be invited
• 2006 - Dick Chaney made some guy's head disappear. He later claimed that he was trying to make a rabbit come out of his hat but missed.
• 2006 - A young boy is brutally beaten at school after spelling the word 'Comrade' instead of 'Komrad'
• 2006 - Triumph, the talking dog, gets neutered.
• 2007 - Just before dying of throat cancer, someone will write you out of their will for having failed to come to their party the year before last.
• 2123 - The Magic Circle becomes corrupt after using their 'powers' for brutal mass-murder. The circle collapses... into more of an oval shape to be honest.
• 2586 - Armageddon.
• 2587 - Duke Nukem Forever.
• AAAA - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.