Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 4

November 4: Artifical limb awareness diurnal period

0 - Jesus born. Judaism prepares for storm, as Jesus sports an artificial brain, contrary to Scripture.
200 - Oedipus: One Bad Mothafucka released by Mythic Records, goes triple platinum.
1600 and something - Descartes decides the mind is separate from the body, through logical reasoning and skeptical doubt. Jewishism prepares for storm, as minds are contrary to Scripture.
1617 William Shakespeare arrested for posting his Crabs to The Spanish Inquisition. Nobody expected that!
1939 - After centuries of waiting, Judaism gets its storm.
1994 - Louie Anderson caught exposing himself at Wyoming Womens' Rights Rally.
2005 - Today is the day after the day that was two days before tomorrow.
2006 - Ikea declares war on Hinduism.
2008 - George W. Bush loses to Saddam Hussein in the United States Presidential Election of 2008.
2012 - Mexicans win gold, silver, and bronze in Olympic Lawnmowing.
2016 - Mexicans win gold, silver, and bronze in Olympic Lawnmowing (again, and again, again.......)