Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 4
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November 4: Artifical limb awareness diurnal period
- 0 - Jesus born. Judaism prepares for storm, as Jesus sports an artificial brain, contrary to Scripture.
- 200 - Oedipus: One Bad Mothafucka released by Mythic Records, goes triple platinum.
- 1600 and something - Descartes decides the mind is separate from the body, through logical reasoning and skeptical doubt. Jewishism prepares for storm, as minds are contrary to Scripture.
- 1617 William Shakespeare arrested for posting his Crabs to The Spanish Inquisition. Nobody expected that!
- 1939 - After centuries of waiting, Judaism gets its storm.
- 1994 - Louie Anderson caught exposing himself at Wyoming Womens' Rights Rally.
- 2005 - Today is the day after the day that was two days before tomorrow.
- 2006 - Ikea declares war on Hinduism.
- 2008 - George W. Bush loses to Saddam Hussein in the United States Presidential Election of 2008.
- 2012 - Mexicans win gold, silver, and bronze in Olympic Lawnmowing.
- 2016 - Mexicans win gold, silver, and bronze in Olympic Lawnmowing (again, and again, again.......)


