Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 6

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November 6: Revolution Day in Athens (which may explain why Oxi (No) is so important to the Greeks.)

• 6006 BC - World created by YHWH.
• 1860 - R.P. candidate A.L. wins the U.S.P.E.
• 1931 - Stephen Van Evera was born. He made MAOUAD a national holiday by excessive use of meaningless and unnecessary acronyms in his famous book Causes of War
• 1935 - E.W. presented his study on F.M.R.B. to the I.R.E.
• 1962 - The U.N. G.A. adopted R. 1761, condemning S.A.'s A.P.
• 1969 - The USSR's KGB attempts to make the CEO of the UK'S BBC DOA use RDX, but the plot is discovered by the USA's CIA.
• 1974 - LBJ eats a PBJ.
• 1976 - The AEIOUY (American English/Italian Organization of Uneducated Yaks) is founded.
• 1976 - Athenians break away from Greece and form Athens
• 1977 - A fund-raising party for the NAACP becomes a little too festive when they get ahold of anti-aircraft artillery and fire the AAA at the nearby AARP.
• 1980 - P.E.E.V. is founded and begins protesting salad bars and splashing red paint on people wearing cotton t-shirts.
• 1984 - D.U.M.B. (Dangerously Unwilling to Make Baloons) declares war on Poland.
• 1985 - CND NIMBYs protest against NATO WMDs.
• 1992 - TLA's invented.
• 1992 - MAD is first tested out in North Korea.
• 1993 - The SUMO (Socially Unacceptable Morons Organization) ends their kitten torture programs.
• 1995 - Sensitive New Age Guy turns into a Caring Understanding Nineties Type.
• 1996 - WWW gives rise to a whole host of annoying acronyms LOL.
• 1997 - XNYAPHPCRUTGPL (XNYAPHPCRUTGPL's Not Yet Another PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor Clone Released Under The GNU's Not Unix Public License) is released.
• 2001 - Mothers Against Dyslexia (D.A.M.) formed.
• 2002 - U.I.N.A.W.R.A. is not a workable recursive acronym becomes a popular Internet meme.
• 2004 - Bears gain a higher level of consciousness and begin to understand human culture. They instantly begin visciously mauling designers of children's toys, books and cartoons for portraying them as cute.
• 2004 - George W. Bush officially becomes the last Republican to win a presidential election.
• 2005 - SGBN/SM seeks open-minded MSWF for AC/DC, S&M fun, bowling.
• 2007 - MFOFAOAS formed(Mothers Forcefully Orally Fucking Animals Of All Sexes). ARA(Animal Rights Activists) Outraged!