Nu-Electromagnetics
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“Science as science should be. Pointless. Mad. Explosive. Beans.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Nu-Electromagnetics
[edit] Overview
Nu-Electromagnetics is a realtively new field of science, founded by Nicolas Tesla . Basically, its electromagnetics with all the boring formula stuff taken out, and based on the following basic principles.
1. Nicolas Tesla is god.
2. Gargantuan magnets are awesome.
3. Lightning is awesome.
4. There is no need for documentating to verify experiments that have been conducted. Instead, provide photos of rad lightningbolts striking gargantuan magnets.
5. No scientific finding needs to be backed up theoretically, as long as said finding is in concistence with rules 1-3.
6. Rule 5 goes double for really expensive experiments.
7. Conducting experiments that have been conducted before is not unacceptable, as long as said findings are in consistence with rules 1-3.
8. Randomly exploding equipment is "not a bad thing".
9. Beans.
10. Any finding or theorem that is not in concistence with rule 1-9 must not be attributed to the research field of Nu-Electromagnetics.
[edit] History
Nicolas Tesla was first to wonder if it was possible to fry a tank using lightning, after seeing it been done in popular computergames. Nicolas Tesla's lifetime of poorly documented expiriments lead him to invent the field of nu-electromagnetics in his last moments, with the following historical line.
I have given you the gift of nu-electromagnetics. Go forth and kick butt in my name. Beans.
Since then, many have expanded on the idea of frying objects with huge lightningbolts. More recently, after the cold war ended, there was a decreasing need for technology to obliterate capitalist pigs. Thus, nu-electromagnetics began concentrating on "making photos of artificial lightning", and, of course "Beans".
