Nuclear reactor

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“Oh Boy, can I play?”

~ Oscar Wilde on entering his first Nuclear Reactor

A nuclear reactor is a building in which very dangerous games like ping pong are played. In nuclear reactors that are based on the ping pong game, energy is induced by dozens of ping pong players who try to achieve that there are no ping pong free zones in the building left. Whoever makes sure that at least one ping pong ball enters the last ping pong free zone that is left, has won the game.

It is well known, that Chinese nuclear reactors generally induce more energy than any other reactors. This is because Chinese ping pong players play very fast.

The reason why the Americans fear the nuclear reactor of Iran so much, is the fact that Iranians do not use any ping pong players in their reactors. Instead of that, there are guitar players in the building, who use F2F.

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