Nunavut

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Alchoholism continues to remain a serious problem among the local population of Nunavut.

“Nunavut has shaved polar bears roaming around that look sexy.”

~ Lord of Nunavut on Nunavut

“I'm gonna be honest with you, here; I don't know where to start.”

~ Oscar Wilde

Formerly half of the Northwest Territories, Nunavut (aka Bob) is situated near the Arctic North Pole.

Grudgingly part of Canada, Nunavut almost won its freedom by separating from the Northwest Territories, only to find that Québec already had a claim to being the Northeast Territories and that it too wanted to separate from Canada.

Language issues between the mostly Inuktituk-speaking aboriginals and the Joual-speaking Québécois are preventing these two lands from forming a single nation.

[edit] Just the cold facts

The people of Nunavut are known as ninnies, the label newfies having already been in use for some other region in Canada.

National Anthem: It's fucking cold eh!
Capital: Iqaluit, Baffin Island
Seriously?: Well, actually the capital is Frobisher Bay, a long-abandoned DEW Line station from the Cold War. Same difference...
Exports: Snow, ice, Eskimo pies, moose turds, frozen, drowned truckers, and polar bears that drink Coke
Imports: Anything except snow, ice and refrigerators.
Lord of Nunavut: Jordin Tootoo
It's located in the Eastern_european_black_hole
You probably don't want to go there.
There is one black man in all of Nunavut. He went insane cuz there's no others of his kind.
Satan lives there (no one expects it cuz its so damn cold)
9/10 Canadians deny this is an actual part of Canada, because they don't fucking ever do anything
10/10 Non-Canadians have never been there because it is too damn cold.
- Actually, the town of Iqaluit is so far north that it wraps around to south and its climate is really far too hot. It has become a popular beach resort.

It is widely believed that Nunavut may not, in fact, actually exist, and is the product of too many people thinking too hard about the concept of hell freezing over.

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