Nurse Joy
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“Oh wow! That Nurse Joy is my favorite!”
~ Brock on Nurse Joy
Nurse Joy represents cloning at its finest, far exceeding the Officer Jenny models. In many Pokemon episodes, a Nurse Joy helps out the team for free.
[edit] Biography
Nurse Joy was made by Tom Cruise to reinforce the armies of Oprah. Hundreds of clones were made to run many Pokecenters to heal wounded soldiers for free, often messing up and accidentally killing them. When they weren't used, many of these clones started using the Pokecenters to heal Pokemon, often telling trainers that their Pokemon just needed a "good night's rest" when they really to forced them to become soldiers in the armies of Oprah. Nurse Joys are in many Pokemon episodes, but they never actually do anything significant. They all have the same looks, clothes, and personalities, except for the cross on their hat which are different colors. Nurse Joys also have a tendency to be sadistic bitches by telling the trainer and his or her wounded Pokemon that she hopes to see them again; thus stating she hopes the trainer gets his or her ass kicked again.
[edit] In Pokemon
Any Nurse Joy is always willing to heal everything that they can find. They are like Jesus, except that they turn Brock on, forcing Misty to pull him away by an ear, or later, in seasons 5-9, for Max to drag him off. One Nurse Joy is in every town and important location, along with nowhere areas like in front of the Dark Cave in yellow, red, blue, and green versions of the GameBoy game. They never fail to annoy game players because of their habits of saying the same thing over and over, anywhere you find them.
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