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[edit] The Early Life of O:
O: was born in 1992 to The Goatse Man, the Theresa F. Tubgirl. He consisted of only two characters;he always felt left out at school when compared to the three or even four lettered(such as :-), or >;-)) children. He had only one friend( >.>, later arrested on drug charges), but got along fine. O: would often lose himself in gardening. Once, at the age of 3, he was given an award for gardening out every scene from Geroge Lucas's hit film, "In between two Wookies". He also accidentily set himself on fire a recorded 5 times, once making him lose feeling in his right eye for a week.
[edit] O: A Family Man?
In his later education, O: met and fell in love with O;. O: tried many times to win her over, but to no avail. O: finally decided to try one more time, when tradgedy struck. His father, The Goatse Man, died of Anal Leakage. O: went into a fit of depression, and became addicted to a local drug known as CoD(Cold or Dead). He was at a low in his life, flunked out of school, when he met O; again at a bar. He begged her to give him a chance. Finally, she agreed. O: Immediatly stopped using CoD, and his life was looking up. He married O; a year or two later. After a couple of years, they had a child(XO).
[edit] Enter Gizro
O; had been on vacation in Japan when tradgedy struck once more. The stoned form of Gizro had fallen on her, killing her instantly. O: Became infuriated: He charged at Gizro, but only succeeded in knocking himself out. The government found his uncouncious body a year later, and captured him and sent him to Area 51(Emoticonia were a rare breed by then). He had been put in a cell with the Stargate, Gizro's wife. He decided to get revenge. One night, he raped the Stargate. This proved to be a mistake, and he fell into it's interdimensional vagina, and worlds unknown.
[edit] Another World
O: woke up in a strange place;Inside Cyborg Lincoln! He moved around inside for a bit, then finally found CL's brain. He took it over and gained control of CL. Bent on using this new weapon to destroy Gizro, he charged towards Japan. However..he discovered he was in another dimension! In Gizro's place was the National Museum of Cock Trees. O: went inside, confused. He looked around for a bit, and tried on a small cock. It slid off. He tried on a medium cock;that slid off too! Eventaully, he found one that fit just right;A Cyborg Cock that doubled as an old wiseman. O: left, feeling better. But he had to get home!
[edit] Going Back
O: had attended several universities over the span of a year, and had mastered space-time physics.(he's awesome like that) He knew it was time to go home. O: prepared a device to mimic the Stargate's interdimensional vagina. He hired a prostitute, and attached the device. He squeezed, and squeezed, and somehow got through! The prostitute, however, was ripped to shreds in the process(all the police found was the vagina, still intact). He was traveling in between the dimensions for months before it finally deposited him at his home dimension;It was on... Hardcore.
[edit] The Confrontation With Gizro!
O: started in Gizro's direction, but the Cybernetic Lincoln ran out of fuel! He jumped out, and stopped by the local orphanage. He grabbed some children, and tossed them into CL's meat grinder(because we all know that Lincoln, Cybernetic or not, is fueled by dead children). He was ready to take on Gizro.
