OPOV
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OPOV--which stands for "Other Point of View"--is a concept once studied extensively by a select group of individuals who wished to unlock, or in this case, destroy some of the many secrets of Wikipedia. Known as Wikipediologists, Wikipediholics, or Retards, these people devoted their entire life to the subject of OPOV. But what exactly is OPOV?
OPOV, as already mentioned , stands for "Other Point of View". As you know, NPOV (No Point of View) was a mind-control strategy employed by the original creator of Wikipedia and Prince of Darkness, Jimbo Wales I in order to conform every one of his followers to a blunt, cold, non-sarcastic, and therefore evil point of view, so as to stifle their opinions and personality in the hopes of building a great empire of robotic drones bent on spewing blasphemous facts at the entire world in order to overthrow and destroy the superior Uncyclopedia. Where does OPOV play a part, though? I'll tell you, just wait!
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[edit] OPOV and NPOV
You see, Jimbo's plan would have worked, had it not been for one tiny problem: the concentrated essence of NPOV--called T.R.U.T.H. (Totally Retarded Unbiased Tidbits of Hate)--was a substance of pure evil. And for every evil, there is an agent of good fighting against it. And that force of pureness and light was OPOV, which stood for lies, sarcasm, and questionable taste in pictures.
When Jimbo marched his bloodthirsty army of Orcs Wikipedians to the gates of the empire of Uncyclopedia, he was faced with twenty legions of Ents Grues. Using his supreme Red Mage skills, Jimbo defeated the Grues before they had a chance to eat him (the only known Uruk-Hai Wikipedian Emperor to manage such a feat). The grues , however, did eat his Orcs Wikipedians. Not discouraged, Jimbo continued deeper into the city to find the king of Uncyclopedia, the mighty Oscar Wilde and challenge him to a duel.
Knowing that if he did not stop Jimbo then, he would destroy his beloved Uncyclopedia, Oscar Wilde accepted the challenge. Jimbo shot the first blow, brandishing his sword of lies, called Maine Paige and unleashing a deadly magic attack known as Featuredimage, both original registered trademarks creations of Wilde and Uncyclopedia. But alas, Jimbo was brought down by none other than OPOV!.
Powerless and slowly dying, Jimbo was able to save himself before Wilde struck the finishing blow by releasing his metaphysical meta-wiki spirit into the cosmos, where it found its way back to Wikipedia and possessed his son, the Jimbo Wales we all know and despise. No longer an innocent little Uncyclopedian that wanted to have nothing to do with his father's evil plot, Jimbo Wales II became corrupt and bent on destroying the civilisation he once loved and was a part of.
[edit] OPOV and Wikipedia
So now do you have some vague, ambiguous idea of what OPOV is? Good. But what about the other side, Wikipedia? What do they think of OPOV? It is widely known that Wikipedians generally hate OPOV and strive to get rid of opinions and individuality any way they can. Regardless, we asked some Wikipedians what they themselves thought of the Other Point of View. This is what they said:
“I HATE it!”
~ some Wikipedian on OPOV
“I HATE it!”
~ some Wikipedian on OPOV
“I HATE it!”
~ some Wikipedian on OPOV
“I HATE it!”
~ some Wikipedian on OPOV
“I HATE it!”
~ some Wikipedian on OPOV
“I HATE it!”
~ some Wikipedian on OPOV
Since all Wikipedians share the same mind, their replies were all the same. Still, it is clear to see what vigorous loathing and contemptuous anger the Wikipedians have towards us peaceful Uncyclopedians and our OPOV.
[edit] OPOV and You
If you hail from Wikipedia, LEAVE NOW!!!! THIS IS SACRED UNCYCLOPEDIAN SCRIPTURE!! AVERT YOUR UNWORTHY FACT-STAINED EYES NOW!!!!
If you are Uncyclopedian, however, stay tuned for an important message.....
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Good, you're back. Now, if you are an Uncyclopedian and at least three years of age, you should have been Un-baptised already. The Un-baptism ritual is one shrouded in mystery to the Wikipedians who wish they could get in on the action, but is also a sacred rite of passage where young Uncyclopedians are fed to live tigers cleansed of unpurities such as "the truth" and "facts". It is performed by forcing the victim to walk on hot coals dunking their head in a rusty sink filled to the brim with holy soapy water. The suds cleanse the body and mind of all temptation as well, such as writing articles on Wikipedia about actual people and places (Just imagine that! Makes me shudder).
If you are un-Un-baptised, what the hell are you waiting for? Go find a rusty sink and fill 'er up! Don't forget to use soap, or else you're not cleansing your soul, you're just dunking your head in a sink of cold water. It is custom to have an Admin nearby to recite the Prayer of Saint Chuck Norris, but not necessary. Still, it is bad luck...yet again, not everyone can get ahold of a good admin...still...eh, best to be safe. You better have an admin with you.
If you have been writing crappy articles up till now, expect a big change! Un-baptism cleanses the spirit! Is good, yah!?!
