Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/October 20

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October 20: Run out of ideas for Uncyclopedia anniversaries day

This sign was erected on October 20th...no, wait, it was the 21st. Never mind.

• 1735 - Errm, someone was born? Maybe?
• 1846 - Oh come on man, think, THINK! Umm, funny.. funny... nope.
• 1864 - Abraham Lincoln issues the Emancipation Proclamation as a joke; unfortunately, nobody gets it.
• 1965 - I possibly did something. Or you. Maybe because I'm not original.
• 1969 - Err... Something to do with Oscar Wilde, maybe?
• 1974 - Does that work?
• 1980 - The world was taken over by the governmen- er... um... Hey guys.. how are you? What with those guns pointed at my head?
• 1982 - Damn. This is hard. We should just steal ideas from other people. How about Wikipedia Day? Or Numa Numa Day? Chronic Masturbators Anonymous Day?
• 1982 - Chronic Masturbating wikipedian Gary Newman day was announced.
• 1988 - Jesus Margaret Thatcher was crucified. The world rejoiced. Coal miners no long fear for their lives.
• 1990 - Pope Benedict XXIX died of Genital Herpes. The world rejoiced once more. Some become fed-up with rejoicing. Rioting ensues.
• 1990 - South Korean scientists created Pope Benedict XXX from cloned DNA of Chihuahua. Those crazy scientists.
• 1998 - Beer first enters my stomach. Thousands rejoice. Rioting ensues.
• 2003 - I am Iron Man. Nurhh nurhh nur-nur nurhh, nuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnurh nur-nurhh nurrhhh.
• 2005 - Screw this, I'm off.
• 2006 - Actually, I think we have enough for today, but the rest of the month is going to be a pain, well, it's time to go "research" events.
• π - The US Supreme Court declares that π has just as much of a right to be a year as any other year and declares the next 20 years to be the year π as back pay for this injustice over two millennia old. All computers are completely screwed over by this...