Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/October 25
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October 25: Shark Awareness Day
- 625 - Pope Boniface V eaten by a blue shark.
- 1147 - The Portuguese, under Afonso I, and Crusaders from England conquer Lisbon after a four-month siege. They decide to celebrate by going for a swim, and then all get eaten by tiger sharks.
- 1655 - Shark arrives from the future, is promptly killed by puzzled Welshman.
- 1936 - The Rome-Berlin Axis is created by Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini, and a bunch of great white sharks (the sharks wanted to ally with Hitler, because they were great white supremacists).
- 1946 - The secret vote was held by the British parliament to enact the 1946 Gay and Lesbian Slavery Act
- 1977 - Renegade child eats dozens of sharks at Miami Beach. Panicked King Tritan declares State of Emergency and suspends Civil Liberties.
- 1979 - Green Peace activist dies after trying to train the first vegetarian shark.
- 1988 - The Gardners are cloned
- 1993 - Vincent Price dies.
- 1994 - Vincent Price's tomb found empty and a series of bizarre murders occur. Sharks are prime suspects.
- 1997 - Charge of the White Van Men an infamous fight during the Battle of Balaclava
- 2006 - All travel to Australia banned; shark eats young child at beach.
- 2007 - Jim Toomey, writer of the comic strip Sherman's Lagoon, is given honorary Cambodian citizenship.
- 2008 - (Morning) I could not find my keys. Sharks were to blame.
- 2008 - (Afternoon) It was discovered that I forgot they were on the table. Sharks were to blame.
- 2008 - (Evening) The goddamn car wouldn't start. An alliance of sharks and malicious little green men is to blame.
- 2136 - Johnny English creates a time machine, travels back to the primitive 21st Century to brag about his achievement. Two days after arriving, time machine breaks down, resulting in arrest by STHHMIP (The Society of the Helping Hand for Mentally Ill 'Politans)
