Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/October 27
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October 27:National "Peeing Calvin" Bumper Sticker Day
- 20039935749 B.C. - Calvin is created by the Giant Astral Dinosaur God, Steve.
- 1875 - Oscar Wilde decided to avoid his normal routine and go to the barbers before attending his rountine denouncement.
- 1956 - The Great One's first toenail grew in. Widely considered to be particularly unspectacular, this event is observed by hoards of Bushists who hold wild street parties, which begin with tea and quiet chatting and end in mass orgies. Oh, hee hee, I said a dirty word on the internet! Is that even allowed?
- 1990 - Jacob the Pontz is Born, The World is deeply saddened
- 1998 - Mother of Pearl Sunday when several people attempted to create a zombie of Michael Jackson. Attempts are abandoned upon discovery that they are too late.
- 2006 - Anniversaries for October 27 are placed on Uncyclopedia.
- 6000 - John F. Kennedy pees on Calvin.
