Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/October 30

October 30: Hallowe've (aka Eve of Hallowe'en).

1214 - Loke founds Change Management day as Halllowe've with The Great Pumpkin.
1215 - The Magna Carta is burnt to a cinder and replaced with Mein Kampf.
1216 - Mein Kampf is burnt to a cinder and replaced with War and Peace.
1217 - War and Peace is burnt to a cinder and replaced with Pride and Prejudice.
1218 - Pride and Prejudice is burnt to a cinder and replaced with Great Expectations.
1219 - Great Expectations is burnt to a cinder and replaced with Encyclopaedia Britannica.
1220- Encyclopaedia Britannica is burnt to a cinder and replaced with the Lord of the Rings I, II, & III.
1221 - A government official points out that the Lord of the Rings I, II, & III has not been written yet and replaces it with Medieval Times Literature For Dummies.
1222 - Encyclopædia Britannica is reestablished
1223 - Encyclopædia Britannica is burnt to a cinder and replaced with Wikipedia
1224 - Wikipedia is vandalized to a chewy cream center and replaced by Uncyclopedia
1225 - Wikipedia tries to take over, but is thwarted by an army of Kittens and Oscar Wilde Quotes
1988 - Pre-Emo Angsty outsider, Donnie Darko, witnesses the death of his girlfriend and thus shoots a rabbit in the eye.
2008 - Micheal Jackson get melted down and recycled into dummies so he can legally be sucked by children
2008 - David Hasslehoff becomes president of the United States
2009 - Anne Robinson reveals that she has a ten inch penis