Officer Jenny
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“What posers!”
~ Nurse Joy on Officer Jenny
“The problem of the 1,342,456,769,257 Officer Jenny clones is simple to explain, much more difficult to solve.”
~ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy on Officer Jenny
Officer Jenny Talia is the failed continuation of the clone line by Tom Cruise in his attempt to create a safer world for Oprah before their declaration of war.
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[edit] Biography
Like Nurse Joy, Jenny was created for Oprah. However, no one needs a police officer unless there are an excess of doughnuts blocking the road. In that event, Your Mom is better anyways.
Officer Jennys don't help in any way. One gives Ash a squirtle because she sucked as a trainer. In towns, they stand around and watch the bad guys get away, then they run over some Mudkip with their over-sized motorcycles. But no one cares about that.
[edit] A Postitive Benefit of Cloning
Officer Jennys can eat all the doughnuts they want, and not gain weight. This means that the best way to lose weight is to get cloned.
[edit] In Pokemon
Officer Jennys are a bunch of identicle clones that rarely show up, as a failed police force. They usually dont't do anything until Ash rescues them through Pikachu (Ash). Very few episodes have an appearance.
[edit] Known Relationships
One Jenny has a thing for squirtles, and gives one to Ash because she can't really take care of so many anymore, because they reproduce more than rabbits
Many Jennys like Growliths, because they are like dogs, but they can set you on fire if they sneeze. In this event, everyone laughs, and then it cuts to a commercial break, OR Team Rocket flies off into the sky due to yet another series of unfortunate events. Growlith are trained to follow their Jennys' voice, so Team Rocket used that one time. Until Pikachu (Ash) blew them up and they flew yet again. It is still unknown how they can survive so many flights.
One Jenny had a Spineret, some kind of Spider Pokemon. It made a web and stupid people walked into it and got stuck until they starved to death. And all of the 8 year olds and pedophiles watching would laugh, and laugh. Of course Ash got saved, because his death kind of damages the show. And it did.
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