Om num num
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“Om num num!”
~ Oprah Winfrey at the third annual Compton fried chicken eating contest
“Om num num!”
~ Dr Phil consuming the souls of the living
“Om num num!”
~ Ray Charles on heroine
“Om num num?”
~ Oprah's ready for more chicken wings...
One of the many languages spoken by Oscar Wilde before he knew how to speak was that of the secret language of "Omnumnumnummise." First created by the inhabitants of Atlantis to successfully communticate under water, it was later taken out of use when judged too complex to utilize while hunting for Soul-Eating Hizzlegraths because of their extensive lingustic skills.
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[edit] Proper Usage
Though the proper usage of Omnumnumniese is widely disputed because of it being shrouded in mystery, Oscar did leave a brief translation of what he could recall in his Memoirs.
Om num num! = "Hello!"
Om num num! = "Goodbye!"
Om num = (General Approval)
Om num num!! = "I'm hungry!"
Om num num! = (General Approval) Food Related
Om num? = "Is that food for me?"
Om num num! = "Yes, give me the food.... All of it!"
Om-num = "This is good!"
Om num num?! = "Really? I think it's the best kind"
OmNum! = "Would you Stfu bitch!"
Awesom-num-num = Thats Awesome.
[edit] Mastering the Art of "Om num num"
To master the almost impossible art of Om num num you must first receive the gift of truth, then you must receive the greater truth to which is in successor to the greater truth of all truths which will truly give you a truthful knowledge of the Om num num. Which Doesnt really make much sense so in shorter terms... He/She who does not possess the talent and potential for the rare art of Om Num, Will there for not be able to obtain this such skill. Also must be inducted into the circle of Om Num Num.
[edit] The Beginning
While Omnumnummie's exact origin and creator are still in debate, the earliest atlantian documents that could be found which contain Omnumnummie is from the Atlantian Bible:
"...and there then came a light which shone down upon him and the great speaker of truths shouted down upon the man the greatest truth that had ever truth'ed, and he grasped his cloak in ecstacy. He had been transfigured to the purest of pure Om nums. All that remaind of his mortal soul was his walking staff and his left arm to which he had no use for now, for now he had been transformed into a giant figure made of pure taquitos. He now holds the earth in one hand, and a bowl of blue kool-aid in the other." (Omnumzie 12:45)
Om Num Num recreation movement began approximately in the year of 2005-2006 unknown exact dates.
Although the recreators of om num have serious doubts as to it coming from one such atlantian bible , being as all followers of om num do not believe in such non-sense as god, bible , jesus christ, etc...
[edit] The Effects of Cannabis and "Om num num"
Cannabis and Om num num can have potentially beneficial effects, but if not satisfied it may lead to:
- Excessive Amounts of Being "Bummed Out"
- Increased hunger
- Increased Confusion
- Excessive Laughing
- Prolonged playing of Katamari Damacy
- Seizures
- Friends punching other friends in face
[edit] The Official Recreation
Recreated by a group of 8th graders, From the nowhere town of Mcminnville , Oregon . They lead a movement that inwhich they had no idea they were partaking in. "Om Num" being a catchy readily available, space filling phrase quickly caught on.
Recreators : JAS , CJB, SLB,
