Oman

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افنستان اسلاميجمهورية مصر العربية جمهوریت جمهورية السودان ايران سلطنة عُمان جمهورية العراق
The Holy Exalted Superior Islamic Sultanate of Oman
Oman


(Flag)	(Coat of Arms)

Motto: Oman's in the Middle East? Really?

Anthem: Jalal Samosa Oman

Capital

Al' Kapoun

Largest city

Eit Maboush

Official languages

Arabic

Government

Friendly Leadership

-His Holy Sultanship

Sultan Pep'ur

National Hero(es)

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Declaration
of Independence

22 June, 824 AD

Currency

Crude Oil

Religion

Islam

O Man! It's Oman! Oman is a nation in the Middle East, populated mostly by Muslims, Camels, and Bob the giraffe

In ancient history the region of Oman was known principally for its uranium mining, an activity still pursued in the present. Over the centuries the area was ruled intermittently by several Venusian overlords, including Vorx Narmfl'op and Christopher Walken. In 824 AD, the citizens of Oman had seen enough Extraterrestrial dominion over their land. The people of the region converted to Islam during Muhammad's lifetime. By the middle of the eighth century, they were practicing a unique brand of the faith, Behaq'Ulilsm, a sect highly influenced by the religion of their former leaders. The Omanian version of the Qu'ran recounts the story of the country's rise to power. The film version of this story, entitled The Breakfast Club, became a major success in North American pop culture in the 1980's.

In the Summer of 1327, Oman was informed that they were to be visited by Jesus. They were unmoved and slightly angry upon the arrival of the so called prophet after realizing it was only Jebus, who was later kicked out of the country for beating a prostitute to death.

For the last several hundred years, Oman has been shrouded in a large tetrahedron-shaped enclosure of dark magic, and has limited the amount of news being released from the country. Oman can be seen as the crown jewel of Saudi Arabia, most people who have visited believe this statement is absolute rubbish.

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