Orgasm (island)
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“There is no better island than one that isn't always there.”
~ Oscar Wilde on The Island of Orgasm
Orgasm is the name of an island that exists in the location that many believe to host the Bermuda Triangle or Tasmania. It was discovered in 1602 by the amazing superheroine Tillie the Pirate.
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[edit] Discovery
About 400 years ago, a drunken sailor pseudo-superhero named Tillie the Pirate was sailing across the ocean (or rather, the bit of water between Bermuda, Puerto Rico, and Myanmar). Many think to believe that the Bermuda Triangle exists in this area, but these theories have been proven false by three-year-olds.
Anyway, so she was sailing in this vicinity, when all of a sudden, the island of Orgasm submerged from the depths of the ocean (which at this point was about a half-mile).
[edit] How to find Orgasm
Orgasm is achieved by floating ones boat, sometimes alone, sometimes with a friend. This must not be confused with shoving ones boat up anothers cave, because there are rocks in caves, and this will break your boat.
[edit] New Vegetation
Upon exploration of the island of Orgasm, Tillie the Pirate found many new forms of vegetation, such as the Cyclops, which recently has spread more throughout the world. The Pomegranate was also discovered on this Island, and was actually given to God as a peace offering. Results of this offering have yet to even be discussed, mostly because God is simply a collection of human opinion anyway. The celebrity in the tree and fruit world known as the cherry was discovered here, people are known to "Pop the cherry" when they see an 'unpoped' cherry on orgasm island, the lesser known bean plant is prodomanantly grown here also and when 'flicked' people can enjoy the juices extracted only from beans flicked on orgasm island.
[edit] The First Flying Horses
The first flying horses were also discovered on the island of Orgasm. They seemed to like to fly around a lot, probably because they were able to. A brief note: although a single flying horse can be called a Pegasus, the use of the plural "Pegasi" is simply wrong. Tillie the Pirate acknowledged this possible threat to grammar everywhere and instantly slew all of the flying horses. Not one lives today. So stop lying to your children.
[edit] Present Day
Today, the island of Orgasm is the host to the biggest Cell phone tower in the sea. Unfortunately, it's also the reason that people complain about losing reception. The island of Orgasm still raises and submerges itself according to its own free will. No scientific explanation could be provided for this phenomenon, and so it has been assumed that the island of Orgasm is a conscious sentient being; also known as a Monkey.
