Oscar Wilder

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“God, That's Wild.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Oscar Wilder than Wilde

“Oscar died?? When did this happen??”

~ Oscar Wilde on Oscar Wilder

“He's wilder.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Oscar Wilder

Oscar Wilder (760 A.C. - 772 A.C.) is best known for being the brother of Van Wilder and great uncle of Gene Wilder. Born in South Africa at a zoo, Oscar was immediately noticed by others as a "wild child". Oscar began to tear the heads off of random objects such as dolls, animals, other babies, etc. Oscar by the age of 10 had killed almost 500 humans and was deamed a national disaster by the president of South Africa. Oscar continued on his path of destruction of random crap and slowly made his way around the world, devouring creatures and raping women of all ages. Wilder died of a Cocaine O.D. when he was just 12 to the surprise and joy of the inhabitants of earth.

[edit] Oscar Wilder's intimate relationship with Oscar Wilde

Warning: Wilder Oscar will bust your kneecaps with a cane if you attempt to approach his home

Contrary to popular belief, there was never a meeting between Oscar Wilder and the lesser-known Oscar Wilde. All rumours are false. In reality, Oscar Wilder has never claimed to be any wilder than Wilde, though occasionally he is considered a tad rabid at times.

[edit] Oscar Wilder's view on homosexuality

Oscar Wilder (despite claiming to be more wild than his counterpart) hated homosexuals and their mad ways. It is reported that once he jumped from behind a moving bus and fly kicked some queer in the face because he said the words "ZOMG BBQ!" to his gay partner. Though Wilder was never charged as he blamed the attack on Chuck Norris.

[edit] Films 'n' Stuff

Wilder is best known for co-writing, co-directing, co-producing, co-starring in, co-filming, co-watching, co-editing, co-verting to hinduism and co-co-ing the film 'Wilder Napalm' with his partner and best bud, James Napalm, inventor of the atomic bomblet. The film is excellent, featuring characters, amongst other things. It has since been banned in Iceland.