Otaku no Yen

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Otaku no Yen is the web biography of Drazzhar (Drazz) and his Harem's quest for quality Yaoi. There are apparently some other characters too, but who cares about them? Drazz calls his Harem the "Fangirl Army"
The badana is actually part of his head.
The badana is actually part of his head.
For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Otaku no Yen.

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Drazz, enraged that his manga contains pornographic images has built up a giant harem of school girls in order to make the evil corporation who distributes the manga stop. His plan is to have them all stare at the building until it blinks, thereby losing the staring contest and all of it's pride. This will make it no longer capable of distributing its hentai.

This has angered his stalkers, who feel that this plan is too silly, and that the fangirls should give up, because the building is an expert at staring contests. They are trying to infiltrate the Fangirl Army so they can turn the girls to the Yuri side from the inside, making the girls immune to Drazz's promises of free Yaoi. They also plan to send Drazz home to his jealous wife to be punished. Recently, they have succeeded in doing trhe latter, tricking one of Drazz's School-girls into smuggling him back to his wife.
Nobaku, just one of Drazz's stalkers.
Nobaku, just one of Drazz's stalkers.






[edit] Character

[edit] Drazzhar (Drazz) McBandana

The hero of the story. He set up his School-girl Harem by promising the all the Yaoi they could handle (all from his personal library of course). He has never taken off his bandana. It is rumored that a Grue lives there, making Drazz the only man capable of being anywhere near a Grue without dying.
Drazz with some of his harem girls.
Drazz with some of his harem girls.

He is the only character you really need to know about.








[edit] People who happen to be there too

[edit] Anne Nonymous McBandana

The Wife of Drazz, she is introduced surprisingly late in the story. As previously mentioned, she is jealous that Drazz is surrounded by girls. Secretly she distributes large ammounts of Uncensored Yuri on the side, which, while not helping Drazz keep his promise to the Fangirl Army, it does work to keep the Roku and Nobaku at bay. She has been happily married to Drazz for the past eleventy years.
Drazz's loving wife.
Drazz's loving wife.



[edit] The Fangirl Army

As mentioned, this is Drazz's harem of school girls. He has them dress up for all of his otaku fantasies. He makes them dress up as various otaku icons, such as nurses, or possibly even cat-girls.


[edit] The Stalkers

They go by the names Roku, a.k.a the queen of geeks, and Nobaku, a.k.a. the master of diguising herself as a pincusion. Nobody cares about their real names anyway, so that's irrelevant. These two have been chasing Drazz since he established his Fangirl Army, and have recently succeeded in shipping him off to his wife.
Roku, the other stalker.
Roku, the other stalker.


Roku and Nobaku trying to get into Drazz's harem by disguising themselves as School girls.
Roku and Nobaku trying to get into Drazz's harem by disguising themselves as School girls.
























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