Otaku no Yen
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Otaku no Yen is the web biography of Drazzhar (Drazz) and his Harem's quest for quality Yaoi. There are apparently some other characters too, but who cares about them? Drazz calls his Harem the "Fangirl Army"
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[edit] Current Storyline
Drazz, enraged that his manga contains pornographic images has built up a giant harem of school girls in order to make the evil corporation who distributes the manga stop. His plan is to have them all stare at the building until it blinks, thereby losing the staring contest and all of it's pride. This will make it no longer capable of distributing its hentai.
This has angered his stalkers, who feel that this plan is too silly, and that the fangirls should give up, because the building is an expert at staring contests. They are trying to infiltrate the Fangirl Army so they can turn the girls to the Yuri side from the inside, making the girls immune to Drazz's promises of free Yaoi. They also plan to send Drazz home to his jealous wife to be punished. Recently, they have succeeded in doing trhe latter, tricking one of Drazz's School-girls into smuggling him back to his wife.
[edit] Character
[edit] Drazzhar (Drazz) McBandana
The hero of the story. He set up his School-girl Harem by promising the all the Yaoi they could handle (all from his personal library of course). He has never taken off his bandana. It is rumored that a Grue lives there, making Drazz the only man capable of being anywhere near a Grue without dying.
He is the only character you really need to know about.
[edit] People who happen to be there too
[edit] Anne Nonymous McBandana
The Wife of Drazz, she is introduced surprisingly late in the story. As previously mentioned, she is jealous that Drazz is surrounded by girls. Secretly she distributes large ammounts of Uncensored Yuri on the side, which, while not helping Drazz keep his promise to the Fangirl Army, it does work to keep the Roku and Nobaku at bay. She has been happily married to Drazz for the past eleventy years.
[edit] The Fangirl Army
As mentioned, this is Drazz's harem of school girls. He has them dress up for all of his otaku fantasies. He makes them dress up as various otaku icons, such as nurses, or possibly even cat-girls.
[edit] The Stalkers
They go by the names Roku, a.k.a the queen of geeks, and Nobaku, a.k.a. the master of diguising herself as a pincusion. Nobody cares about their real names anyway, so that's irrelevant. These two have been chasing Drazz since he established his Fangirl Army, and have recently succeeded in shipping him off to his wife.
