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An outline is a short way to display the contents of a long and often boring sequence of text.

Contents 1 << Example: A text book 1.1 General Overview 1.1.1 Some specific example 1.1.1.1 Overkill 1.1.1.1.1 Shit you'll just gloss over 1.1.1.1.2 Shit you glossed over the first time, from a different perspective 1.1.1.1.2.1 The basis of your final exam 1.1.1.1.3 Some crazy ass picture that you stare at while thinking about smoking out 1.1.1.2 That reading assignment you just pretended to do 1.1.1.2.1 The section with all the answers in it 1.1.1.2.2 The one that you started reading a week later 1.1.1.2.3 Something dreadfully important you fear 1.1.2 An entire chapter highlighted by the previous owner 1.1.2.1 See, this section is all yellow with pink pen scribbling 1.1.2.2 This one however, is blue 1.1.2.3 You think the previous owner had a magical color changing highlighter here 1.1.2.4 And here you find that the previous owner had a crush on a "Dwight". You wonder if it was a male or a female, you flip to the front and you look at the crossed out name... "Pat Lincoln" - Damn unisex names. You decide that a homosexual man would have taken better care of his textbook and conclude that "Pat" means "Patricia". You sign a relief for not owning something previously owned by an ostensible homosexual with a crush on a "Dwight". You move on... 1.1.3 This section is skipped, you don't know why 1.1.3.1 Really cool stuff 1.1.3.2 More really awesome stuff 1.1.4 Boring stuff again 1.1.4.1 Your homework for like a week straight 1.1.4.1.1 A page fuckin missin from your fuckin textbook. greatest country my ass 1.1.4.1.2 And this one is all dog-eared as if the previous owner had never heard of a book-mark 1.2 Questions 1.2.1 Easy stuff that you never get assigned 1.2.2 Semi-interesting philosophical questions that you also don't get to write about 1.2.2.1 Factual questions that you of course get assigned where the answers are like "1948 - New Brunswick" 1.2.2.1.1 This one is odd however, and the answer is in the back of the book, so you don't have to do it, because the teacher assumes you are a cheating jackass - which is absolutely correct. 1.2.2.2 Another one you have to do --- oh wait, no, your friend just told you on AIM. Ok, move on. 1.2.2.2.1 Odd? yes! Awesome! 1.2.2.3 The question, yeah, the question is like 4 sentances long. Just leave a lot of space, you'll get back to the question when you don't feel like falling asleep. 1.2.2.4 This is one of those damn odd ones that ARENT in the back of the book and it looks really tough and you see you are assigned it, and you feel pain. You feel pain 1.2.2.5 This is the last question which is actually kinda easy but looks hard 1.2.3 More questions, really brainy ones that you wonder if anyone actually does. Maybe in the Hamptons or something, you think... 1.3 Tabs of Acid 1.4 Back Cover 2 << Example: Analogies 2.1 Forrest 2.1.1 Trees 2.1.1.1 Animals 2.1.1.1.1 Elves

[edit] << Example: A text book

[edit] General Overview

[edit] Some specific example

[edit] Overkill

[edit] Shit you'll just gloss over

[edit] Shit you glossed over the first time, from a different perspective

[edit] The basis of your final exam

[edit] Some crazy ass picture that you stare at while thinking about smoking out

[edit] That reading assignment you just pretended to do

[edit] The section with all the answers in it

[edit] The one that you started reading a week later

woah ... what is this content you speak of ? Well look, I get slammed all the time for having a dead page with no outgoing links. I don't know what else to do ... Plus, when you author pages like this, at least in my browser, since most of the pages are not written, you get a lovely red and blue motif that is quite pleasant, aesthetic, and almost artistic to look at at. I love being ADHD.

[edit] Something dreadfully important you fear

[edit] An entire chapter highlighted by the previous owner

[edit] See, this section is all yellow with pink pen scribbling

[edit] This one however, is blue

[edit] You think the previous owner had a magical color changing highlighter here

[edit] And here you find that the previous owner had a crush on a "Dwight". You wonder if it was a male or a female, you flip to the front and you look at the crossed out name... "Pat Lincoln" - Damn unisex names. You decide that a homosexual man would have taken better care of his textbook and conclude that "Pat" means "Patricia". You sign a relief for not owning something previously owned by an ostensible homosexual with a crush on a "Dwight". You move on...

[edit] This section is skipped, you don't know why

[edit] Really cool stuff

[edit] More really awesome stuff

[edit] Boring stuff again

[edit] Your homework for like a week straight

[edit] A page fuckin missin from your fuckin textbook. greatest country my ass

[edit] And this one is all dog-eared as if the previous owner had never heard of a book-mark

[edit] Questions

[edit] Easy stuff that you never get assigned

[edit] Semi-interesting philosophical questions that you also don't get to write about

[edit] Factual questions that you of course get assigned where the answers are like "1948 - New Brunswick"

[edit] This one is odd however, and the answer is in the back of the book, so you don't have to do it, because the teacher assumes you are a cheating jackass - which is absolutely correct.

[edit] Another one you have to do --- oh wait, no, your friend just told you on AIM. Ok, move on.

[edit] Odd? yes! Awesome!

[edit] The question, yeah, the question is like 4 sentances long. Just leave a lot of space, you'll get back to the question when you don't feel like falling asleep.

[edit] This is one of those damn odd ones that ARENT in the back of the book and it looks really tough and you see you are assigned it, and you feel pain. You feel pain

[edit] This is the last question which is actually kinda easy but looks hard

[edit] More questions, really brainy ones that you wonder if anyone actually does. Maybe in the Hamptons or something, you think...

[edit] Tabs of Acid

[edit] Back Cover

[edit] << Example: Analogies

[edit] Forrest

[edit] Trees

[edit] Animals

[edit] Elves