Overexcitement syndrome

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An overexcitement syndrome happens when you are simply too excited - causing you to look so stupid.

[edit] The Origin of Over-excitement Syndrome (OES)

The OES is believed to come from birds. A bird that is infected with the OES will sound so happy when there's actually nothing possible that could make it happy.

The first person to be infected with the OES is a man named Justin (not to be confused with Timberlake). This guy is found to be infected with OES the time he laughed at a trigonometry formula on a board.

[edit] How the OES Spread

The first outbreak of the OES started in the hospital where Justin is. He jumped so excitedly (thinking the hospital is a circus), and started biting people.

[edit] Symptoms of OES

• Too excited in a test, that you cheat instead of working on it
• Too excited in life, you don't care about mistakes you make - calling it "fate" in the process
• When people say hi to you, you reply by saying their name in a sexy way
• When working in with a computer, you imitate a Kung Fu style in front of the monitor
• Immediately plays an air guitar when you got 1 out of 10 questions right in a test
• Sings when someone won a debate
• When someone mentions your name, you immediately repeat it several times in an attempt to be cool
• You became so overwhelmed with excitement, you repeat Year 12 of school
• You started losing many of your friends (if you even have one to begin with)
• Started dating Junior Students out of overexcited desperation

[edit] How to avoid OES

• Learn from mistakes you knew you were making
• Previous point implies that we must learn from the Band Mae
• Be sensible when any event is happening - don't be over excited