Ovine sexual preference
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A field of human knowledge long understood by New Z-Landers, Greeks and the Welsh, is now the subject of a rapidly expanding range of scientific research.
Beginning with Dolly the Sheep, Scientists have continued to demonstrate both their intense facination with sheep, and their faltering grip on the economic realities of research funding.
One can only assume that scientists are masters of the arts of humour and lies to maintain straight faces while completing the endless grant forms or otherwise acquiring funding for research like this:
The Volume of a Sexually Dimorphic Nucleus in the Ovine Medial Preoptic Area/Anterior Hypothalamus Varies with Sexual Partner Preference[1]
Such titles are not widely published, lest normal people feel the strong inclination to (rather ironically) push advocates of new science into the handy black holes that were discovered by it.
[edit] Not to be confused with
Bovine sexual prefence (e.g. cow shagging)
