Paedophobia

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Paedophobia; defined as the rational fear of children. It is often characterized by an avoidance of all things related to children.

It is a sweet sort of irony when we fear the thing that we gave birth to. Our young, our offspring--- children. At first you may think that it is a fearless element. A play on the joys of humanity, but paedophobia has wrecked havoc among the populace.

1 Children are evil
2 Causes of Paedophobia
3 Scary children to fear
4 Ranting
5 Evil Children Resources

[edit] Children are evil

Children are evil. They are scary. (They scare me. I’m only able to write this article because my doctor (great guy, I love my doctor) has given me lithium and trasidone.) there are so many examples of evil children. It is no wonder that people are afraid of them. They are devilish little beings, and they cause trouble.

[edit] Causes of Paedophobia

The media. Today’s media is filled with bad children. Movies such as “Rosemary’s baby”, “Children of the Corn”, and “The Parent Trap” have caused more and more people to fear children. The proliferation of ‘bad children’ media has infused today’s society with an innate fear of kids.

[edit] Scary children to fear

Like Anakin Skywalker, aside from garbage pit racing and getting his girlfriend knocked up he was pure evil. He was so evil that his own evil offspring had to kill him. Those are just evil people. They scare me. They do. Really.

Also what about Dennis the Menace. He is scary too. I mean he is like, wow, evil. (grabs more pills. Takes deep breath) I don’t even have to go into why he is scary, do I?

We don’t even need to mention the little brats at the Daddy Day Care, they are so bad that their mothers wont even go near them. All of that screaming and whining, and need for attention.

Also notice horror films such as the ring, the excorist, ghost ship..etc etc..they all contain little children! esp little girls with long hair.

[edit] Ranting

Scary, scary bad evil. I WANT MY MOMMY. Get them away from me. They are going to kill me. And what’s worse children are a source of gray hair. THEY SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF YOU. Run run hide run hide. Scream, gasp------ takes more lithium. I once saw a child in real life. It was horrible, it wore cute colors and had a button dimple face. It was evil incarnate. EVIL EVIL EVIL a scary thing.