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[edit] Why use subsections?

[edit] For clarity

[edit] ease of use

[edit] it's fun

[edit] content isn't necessary

[edit] Why are they pointless?

[edit] There is no text to go with them

[edit] They lead nowhere

[edit] There isn't really an article at all

[edit] And yet they just keep going

[edit] Why a whole page of them, then?

[edit] Because there should be one

[edit] Because I wanted to

[edit] Because eventually someone else would do it

[edit] And because you talk too much

[edit] So shut your hole

[edit] Before I shut it for you!

[edit] WAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[edit] If you don't stop crying (shit, this is long to read...)

[edit] I'm gonna give you something to cry about

[edit] You little jerk

[edit] Don't make me get the hose

[edit] I'm sorry

[edit] That's better.

[edit] Now say, "I love you Mommie Dearest"

[edit] What?

[edit] Say it, or you'll go back in the hole!

[edit] Housewife like to use pillows a, Hello did you make that

[edit] if you read this your not educated enoof

[edit] I love you mommie dearest.

[edit] I love you too, darling.