Palindrome
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“Hahahahah, gnu dung!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Palindrome
“Hot tuba. Put it up a butt, oh!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Palindrome
A palindrome, which is a word or phrase or series of beeps or shouted obscenity or collection of overdue notices that, when converted to a numerical value using the Bargeld formula, divided by π, multiplied by a thousand, returned to letter form with a buchstabieronomer, ROT13'd, reversed thrice, inverted, flipped, circumcised, beaten senseless with a backhoe, and baked at 350°F for 15 minutes, results in the same thing you started with, is going to eat you soon if you're not careful. Many have expressed dissapointment that the word "palindrome" is not, in fact, a palindrome. They have therefore argued to change the word to Bob
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[edit] Conception
Palindromes were invented in about 400 B.C. by Michael Palin, who is also known for his travel documentaries. Palin describes the inspiration of palindromes in his autobiography, John Cleese is a Fucking Twit: "Well, I was completely, utterly stoned. That's pretty much it." Historians say the most likely reason for his stoning was uttering the name of God in a public place, but historians will tell you anything.
[edit] Palindromes throughout history
Perhaps the earliest known usage of a palindrome was in the market square of Rome. Okay, it wasn't Rome, it was some shitty town in Bavaria, but that makes it much less impressive. The palindrome was etched into the fountain, either by vandals or by some coked-up government official. What was the palindrome? Why, it was "RECTVS DOMNIUM"! Yes, that's what it was! Now you know! Does this knowledge enhance your life in some way? Do you feel more alive now? DO YOU??? Well anyway, no one has been able to figure out what that means since no one speaks Latin anymore, but golly gee, it sure is a palindrome. It can be surmised from the lack of future palindromes that the people who saw it didn't know what the hell to make of it, because, really, does that look like anything? It doesn't. Well, of course, now we know what it is. They didn't then, though, except for probably the person who wrote it, but fuck them! Fuck them, I say! Oh, time for medication.
[edit] Famous palindromes
These are some of the most famousest palindromes evar. If you know of any, you can, like, add your own, and stuff. Not that you have to. But if you want to, you can. I won't, like, kill you or anything.
- Sex at noon in Texas
- I am you; you are Hugh.
- A stick falls out of Jerusalem.
- Frigid Mormon spunk, OK?
- A man, a clan, Kyrgystan, maple syrup.
- Goddamn flamingoes!
- Kurt Vonnegut stole my Pinto.
- Able was I ere I got syphillis.
- Where are you hiding my children?
- Timothy McSweeney's new elixir can cure anything.
- A brown sock finds refuge in Spain.
- Will Ferrell? Who?
- Wiki imbiber.
- Maybe this lady will give some coke to hedgehogs tomorrow.
- I done found me a corkscrew, Edna.
- How's Billy-Bob and Torneesha, his sister/wife?
- Have you had an accident at work that wasn't your fault?
- Sue the Bastards
- Wildebeest poop?
- Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot, one that smiled when he flew over the bay.
- Dude, where the fuck did you get that banana?
- Sir, in the air, I'm Eve.
- Anarchy and food.
- When I was bourne, Diedre wept cruel tears.
- You are Freud.
- O Genius, the Lord praises your ego!
- Quit having those siestas, NOW!
- A boy writhes inside a bucket.
- Otto, the atheist poet, fought snails.
- Wow! Can the distinguished skate use superglue cream on a seagull?
- My morning is swollen.
- Do not take my Naruto.
- No sir! Away! A Counterstrike war is on!
- ¡AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA!
- Harpo, not Ihsdad!
- Monsters? Whiskey-plied voices cried fratricide!
- Musky pope am I, shit!
- Cannot eat the frozen broccoli, gentleman!
- U like oranges?
- I like oranges.
- FEEL the oranges!!!
- Immaculate conception proves cold fusion.
- All your base are belong to Don Pardo!
- Tow a what? Thaw!
- Tow a what? Thaw!
- All your base are belong to Don Pardo!
- Immaculate conception proves cold fusion.
- FEEL the oranges!!!
- I like oranges.
- U like oranges?
- Cannot eat the frozen broccoli, gentleman!
- Musky pope am I, shit!
- Monsters? Whiskey-plied voices cried fratricide!
- Harpo, not Ihsdad!
- ¡AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA!
- No sir! Away! A Counterstrike war is on!
- Do not take my Naruto.
- My morning is swollen.
- Wow! Can the distinguished skate use superglue cream on a seagull?
- Otto, the atheist poet, fought snails.
- A boy writhes inside a bucket.
- Quit having those siestas, NOW!
- O Genius, the Lord praises your ego!
- You are Freud.
- When I was bourne, Diedre wept cruel tears.
- Anarchy and food.
- Sir, in the air, I'm Eve.
- Dude, where the fuck did you get that banana?
- Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot, one that smiled when he flew over the bay.
- Wildebeest poop?
- I done found me a corkscrew, Edna.
- Maybe this lady will give some coke to hedgehogs tomorrow.
- Wiki imbiber.
- Will Ferrell? Who?
- A brown sock finds refuge in Spain.
- Timothy McSweeney's new elixir can cure anything.
- Where are you hiding my children?
- Able was I ere I got syphillis.
- Kurt Vonnegut stole my Pinto.
- Goddamn flamingoes!
- A man, a clan, Kyrgystan, maple syrup.
- Frigid Mormon spunk, OK?
- A stick falls out of Jerusalem.
- I am you; you are Hugh.
- Sex at noon in Texas
These are some of the most famousest palindromes evar. If you know of any, you can, like, add your own, and stuff. Not that you have to. But if you want to, you can. I won't, like, kill you or anything.
[edit] Famous palindromes
Perhaps the earliest known usage of a palindrome was in the market square of Rome. Okay, it wasn't Rome, it was some shitty town in Bavaria, but that makes it much less impressive. The palindrome was etched into the fountain, either by vandals or by some coked-up government official. What was the palindrome? Why, it was "RECTVS DOMNIUM"! Yes, that's what it was! Now you know! Does this knowledge enhance your life in some way? Do you feel more alive now? DO YOU??? Well anyway, no one has been able to figure out what that means since no one speaks Latin anymore, but golly gee, it sure is a palindrome. It can be surmised from the lack of future palindromes that the people who saw it didn't know what the hell to make of it, because, really, does that look like anything? It doesn't. Well, of course, now we know what it is. They didn't then, though, except for probably the person who wrote it, but fuck them! Fuck them, I say! Oh, time for medication.
[edit] Palindromes throughout history
Palindromes were invented in about 400 B.C. by Michael Palin, who is also known for his travel documentaries. Palin describes the inspiration of palindromes in his autobiography, John Cleese is a Fucking Twit: "Well, I was completely, utterly stoned. That's pretty much it." Historians say the most likely reason for his stoning was uttering the name of God in a public place, but historians will tell you anything.
[edit] Conception
A palindrome, which is a word or phrase or series of beeps or shouted obscenity or collection of overdue notices that, when converted to a numerical value using the Bargeld formula, divided by π, multiplied by a thousand, returned to letter form with a buchstabieronomer, ROT13'd, reversed thrice, inverted, flipped, circumcised, beaten senseless with a backhoe, and baked at 350°F for 15 minutes, results in the same thing you started with, is going to eat you soon if you're not careful.
“Hahahaha, gnu dung!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Palindrome
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