Pam
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Pam is the brand name of a cooking spray.
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[edit] History
Pam was invented by Pamela Anderson. Before she discovered margarine, Pamela would put Butter on her breasts and press the pans to them. This proved futile, since it continally made her bra slip off. Plus, doing muffin pans was nearly impossible.
Emptying a hair spray bottle, pam filled it with margarine and tossed it in the microwave. The results were incredible! Pam no longer had to use her bresticals to grease the pan. Food no longer stuck, and her bra no longer slipped. (Although that never stopped Pam from removing her top anyways)
[edit] Marketing
Once Pam decided that acting and marketing adult videos was no longer profitable, she decided to market the "Pam" spray (The thigh-master was already taken). Naming the spray was easy, since blonde Pamela could only spell to the M. Taking it door to door, from store to store, Pam got real tired of walking, but was able to sell hundreds of cans due to horny old men, and her perchant for wearing low cut tops.
[edit] Criticism
Some people can't believe it's not butter, but it isn't. We've tried to tell them, but they just don't get it! The nerve. Also, some people are upset that if you use this on duct tape, it loses it's stickyness.
[edit] Instructions
Spray on a pan. Put stuff in the pan. Cook. Duh!
[edit] Cautions
- Pan might be hot after cooking.
- Pam is already hot.
- Do not use on a slip and slide, bowling balls or bananas.
- Do not use in place of KY Jelly. Pam don't taste as good.
- Wear a hair net or suffer the consequences.
- Dangerous curves.
