Paranoia
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“I don't have paranoia , right? Do I have it? Am I affected? I'm sure I am. Oh my God.”
~ Oscar Wilde on paranoia
“It can't be. You don't believe me when I say I saw them coming. This has to be the end.”
~ Oscar Wilde on paranoia, a few minutes later
“Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind, people think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time. All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy, think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify. Can you help me? Occupy my brain? I need someone to show me the things in life I can't find, I can't see the things that make true happiness I must be blind. Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry, happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal. Now that you hear these words telling you of my state, I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late.”
~ Black Sabbath on Paranoia
“I'm not paranoid, they're out to get me”
~ Someguy on paranoia
Paranoia is a psychological condition that causes people to have extreme suspicion of other people. Doctors do not know what causes paranoia. There are three different things people ask about Paranoia, affects of Paranoia, Diagnosis for Paranoia, and treatment for Paranoia. Paranoia affects a lot of people even if they don’t think they are affected. It is very easy to tell if a person has Paranoia; and if a person were to have Paranoia, they would have very little options on treatment. There are more people affected with paranoia than we know.
Paranoia can be caused by a stressful life and/or day. Paranoia can also be caused by a loss of a friend and/or an important thing in their life. People that are suspicious of other people, and attacking other people because one think they are going to be attack. People with Paranoia are always checking over their shoulder to see if someone is going to attack them from the back. People with Paranoia accuse other people of trying to attack and/or kill them. There are lots of the people that have mild symptoms of Paranoia that include suspicion of other people. Paranoia is normally associated with psychotic illnesses.
Diagnosing people with Paranoia is very easy because of all the symptoms. People that are Paranoid will not give out to much info about them selves in fear that the info will be used against them. They do not socialize with a lot of other people because they do not feel comfortable around them. They feel like the people who say they are their friends are just trying to trick them. Other symptoms of Paranoia are being concerned that other people have hidden motives, expectation to be exploited by others, Inability to communicate with other people, poor self image, social isolation, detachment, hostility
Paranoia affects a lot of people even if they don’t think they are affected making it hard to treat that person. Psychiatrist and/or psychologist can help them acknowledge that people are not out to attack and/or kill them. Paranoia is usually treated with antipsychotic drugs. With out these drugs, people with paranoia are hard to control. If the person is really distressed, they can be put in the hospital unless they are attacking other people or trying to harm themselves they shouldn’t be admitted to a hospital. Paranoia can be caused by more serious illnesses such as schizophrenia or manic depression, or as a result of using street drugs. It is very easy to tell if a person has Paranoia. A person that has Paranoia would not have very many options on treatment. There are three different things that people ask about on paranoia. Paranoia has affected a lot of people and most of the people affected by paranoia don’t even know they have it. Here is a quote from a doctor “If suspicions are interfering with relationships or work, a health care provider or mental health professional should be consulted.” By what this doctor says you should consult professional help for everyone you know.
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