Parasites
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A word with two quite distinct meanings.
[edit] Parasite (animal)
Parasites are a genus of dear little creatures which just live for cuddles. Usually furry and with big, sparkling eyes, parasites are born with a great capacity to love and snuggle.
Adopting a parasite comes with all kinds of benefits, among which are glossier hair, smoother and less raddled skin and an intimate feeling of freshness.
Parasites are very touchy-feely, though not in an overtly sexual way.
[edit] Parasite (internet)
A parasite is a cheap imitation of a website (compare paramedic and paralegal).
A parasite has no genuine content to support its own existence; it survives by sucking the traffic from a genuine website by means of imitation and parody. Ultimately, the parasite causes the death by disrepute of the genuine website, and thereby ensures its own extinction.
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