Pasketmaul/Teams

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Pasketmaul - the noble sport of Kings and Hobos - has, since its early years, given the opportunity for people and their maulphants alike to come together and form teams; though some teams are more notable than others, the world of Pasketmaul is ever-expanding and we can only watch.

[edit] Famous Teams

The Lotus Blossoms have been the traditional winners of the world tournaments held every fifth year, but the trophy has recently changed hands to the Angry Storks by default. However, there has been controversy surrounding this recent victory from within the Pasketmaul community, as several of the Lotus Blossom's elephants tested positive for EGH or elephant growth hormone(known as 'kinda purplely-green gold' on the Pasketmaul circut) during the compulsory IPB random drug screening causing their disqualification from the final.

[edit] List Of Teams

List of teams is still under editing for lack of research on all teams. The Q-Branch Team is not listed for they no longer participate.

Tamil Tiger Team - Malaysia's world class, championship winning team.

Lotus Blossoms - The only team to be caught using EGH during the Krastokrantafs tournament in Cambodia 1992.

Al Qaeda Factory - Osama Bin Ladens championship winning team.

ARG! - A group of people who are unable to win, who won't be remembered for their horrible painting skills but for their inability to do anything right.

Angry Storks - Helen Clark is a substitute shooter for this team.

EVIL (Every Villain Is Lemons) - The only Pasketmaul team ever to attempt to rob Maharaji, the attempt failed miserably due to his magical powers

The Yogivistivichaiitch Maulers - The only Russian team. Has won the highest scoring game in history.

White Zombie - After Rob Zombie retired from singing about horses, he reunited with White Zombie to form a Pasketmaul team.

Celebrity Guest Team - This isn't actually an official team, more of an exhibition team just to milk the popularity of its part-time members such as Brad Pitt, Jenna Jameson and some other famous people.

The Britz Skywine Team - A bunch of really good drivers used their skills on the road to become very quick on their elephants.They are noted for their use of Fasofaso(The pasketmaul term for making your elephant drift).

RAMBO (Really Agravated Man Because of Oranges) - A three man team with a psycho as their captain.Also recently it was announced to the public that RAMBO had signed Door Samosa to their team as the lead game tactics planner.

Simple Plan - The only gay pop-rock band to ever form a Pasketmaul team.

Dominisers - The only registered team to never have played a match.

WORD (Western Oxford Red Davids) A team cashing in on the 1987 fad of nameing teams using acronyms, famous for only allowing former Australian politians into their supporters lounge, this is particularly strange because this team hails from Iceland

I Will Not Let You Beat Me - This team is the national team of Pakistan.

VietMaul - Vietnams tournament champions of the 1987 Krastokrantafs held at Afghanistan.

Emo Appreciation Team - The easiest team to fall asleep while watching, they easily butcher mediocre material for the after match functions with their unnessecary screeching and yodeling.

Team San Francisco - Team full of camp people, founded by a person with an afro.

~ - Know simply as ~ ( never in bold as the symbol itself was bold enough) this team was champions from 1905 until June 13 1972, one day before Maharaji was made head of the IPB. Team members wore squirel masks at all times and it is rumoured have arcane abilities. The most persistent rumour about this team is that during its championship years it was captained by Maharaji himself but these have ABSOLUTLEY NO EVIDENCE as Maharaji was banned from playing Pasketmaul when it was discovered that he was in fact 7 times more powerful than Elmo at playing the beautiful game and this would have been unfair on the 'little people'

A table of wins and loses may be drawn up if information is available.