Passions of the Christ: Requiem

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Passions of the Christ: Requiem
Directed by	Mel Gibson Brett Ratner
Written by	Mel Gibson Ross LaManna Jeff Nathanson
Starring	Jim Caviezel Chris Tucker
Produced by	Mel Gibson Roger Birnbaum Jonathan Glickman Arthur M. Sarkissian Jay Stern
Distributed by	Icon Entertainment
Release date	July 15, 2005
Runtime	135 minutes
Language	English Hebrew Klingon
Budget	$60 million USD
Preceeded by	Passion of the Christ
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Passions of the Christ: Requiem is the hit sequal to Mel Gibson's highly controversial movie, Passion of the Christ. It was released on July 15, 2010 and grossed over $58,793,000,000,000,000 dollars. Jim Caviezel returns in his role as Jesus accompanied by new sidekick, Detective Jim Brown, played by comedian Chris Tucker.

[edit] Taglines

• Crucify this!
• Let he who is without sin kick the first ass!
• He's back from the dead and this time it's personal!

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[edit] Synopsis

Passions of the Christ: Requiem picks up where Passion of the Christ left off, after Jesus ascended into heaven. Once Jesus arrives in heaven, God informs him of Satan's evil plan to travel to the year 2005 and cause unrest and destruction. Unfortunatly for God however, he was unable to find out anything else about Satan's diobolical plan. God does however, have a very strong hunch that Satan is planning to do more than just cause unrest and detruction, so he instructs Jesus to follow Satan to the year 2005 and stop him from destroying the future. Jesus then goes after Satan who opens a time portal to the future, laughs maniacally, and escapes. Jesus goes through the time portal after Satan and ends up in modern-day New York. Once Satan arrives in New York, he takes the form of a mob boss under the name Don Natas, and quickly establishes a crimminal empire. To beat Satan, Jesus must team up with Detective Brown(Tucker), (A marijuana smoking cop with a taste for raw kittens and the voice of a cat in heat) and shoot his way through the demonic criminal networks of New York to subdue the evil prince of Darkness!!

[edit] Cast

• Jim Caviezel - Jesus
• Chris Tucker - Jim Brown
• Emma Cunniffe - Mayor of New York
• Ian McDiarmid - Satan (voice)
• James Gandolfini - Don Natus
• Jimmy Kimmel - God (voice)
• Angela Dotchin - Jesus's ex-wife

[edit] Quotes

Satan attacks Jesus & Detective Brown with a space-bending particle beam during the film's climax scene in Time Square.

• Disciple: The Messiah is gone...
  Disciple 2: Where did he go?
• Jesus: Hang on!
  Detective Brown: Man, you crazy, Jesus! You crazy!
  Jesus: Thats what my ex-wife said.
• Detective Brown: Man, for the son of God, you sure are a son of a--whoaah!
• Jesus: [passing Detective Brown a handgun] You know how to use one of these?
  Detective Brown: [holds up a marijuana joint] You know how to use one of these?

[edit] Trivia

• Before the film's release, a trailer was shown in animated format in the Family Guy episode "North by Quahog". This caused confusion and controversy as most people who watched the episode were under the mistaken impression that the film was animated.

[edit] Soundtrack

• 'Symphony of Destruction'

Performed by "Megadeth"

[edit] External Links

• The Official Website

[edit] See Also

• Passion of the Christ
• Passion of the Christ 3
• Passion of the Christ: The Animated Series
• Passion Of The Christ: The Lord Strikes Back
• Passion of the Hussein
• Passion of the Jew
• The War Against Terror
• Ghostbusters
• Jesus
• God

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