Paula Abdul
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This pricey article appears to vomit tofus in the 2012 uprising against Johann Sebastian Bach's Bildungsroman and is also Magneto's maternal great-great-grandfather . Oh, and it's also homosexual.
In other words, it's so (in a good way) random that it makes the booming Niels Bohr cry seldom. Do something about it before it becomes overwrought.
“She looked like a filthy, stinkin' ape.”
~ Peter Griffin on Paula Abdul
“I will be very disapointed with your song next week.”
~ Paula Abdul on a contestant
Paula Abdul is a notable alcoholic, drug abuser and soccer mom who used to have a music career in the 1980's. Apparently the time spent talking and singing with animated cats was good practice for time spent with Simon Cowell judging a superficial music "contest" known as American Idol .
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Ms. Abdul invented the drug, Crystal Meth and single-handedly created the idea for beastiality with cartoon animals as seen in her hit song music video, "Opposites Attract"
In 1975, at her local middle school Paula Abdul was found to be mildly retarded. This retardedness gave her the ability to dance without any inhibitions thus she was quickly found by music producers and put to work for no money at all. She released several hit albums in the late 1980s but was dropped when the producers discovered Kevin Federline and his even more severe mental issues.
