Paula Hitler
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Paula Hitler was the sister of the infamous Adolf Hitler - and all of his various incarnations.
[edit] Pop Career
When Paula was 12, she and her older brother, Adolf, and sisters formed the group The Supremes, in the hope that they would achieve super stardom with their own blend of Electric Oom-Pah music. However, in a bizarre twist, it came to light that the name 'The Supremes' was already being used as the name of a number of Ultra-Nationalist political movements and the girl group The Supremes. Therefore the name of the band was changed to The Hitlers- with Adolf on guitar/ vocals, and Paula on drums (not unlike the White Stripes). They had many hits, which included
- It's a man's man's man's world
- I met you in the Polish Corridor
- Several nation army
- A-N-S-C-H-L-U-S-S
- Super Bad
- Don't stop till you get enough (I will not be appeased! Mua ha ha!)
- I've got gas
- He will be laid
- Where have jew been?
- Hava Nagila or a cyanide pill
- Anti Jew Boogy Loo
Unfortunately, their success did not last. Adolf left the band to pursue a solo project in Eastern Europe, leaving sister Paula in the lurch. She then turned her talents to other projects. However, most of these were unsuccessful. Luckily for her, she had plenty of money. And, in fun-time Nazi Germany, there were plenty of places for her to spend it. One of these places was the Nazi Party- a raucous night club in Berlin, that played hot jazz and served cheap bratwurst sausage and beer.
[edit] Years in the Wilderness
She spent the period 1934-1945 in a state of almost total drunkeness; intoxicated by dangerously high levels of bratwurst sausage, searching the world for her brother, including in soule. Then, in May 1945, she was arrested by Canadian and British soldiers (assisted by a few Americans).
[edit] Nuremberg Trial
Paula Hitler found out, at that moment, what her brothers' Adolf's solo project had involved (see Westlife). He had, understandably, committed suicides, rather than risk capture and certain execution. Sadly for Paula, despite not being involved, she was charged by Chief Prosecutor Dale Winton for Crimes against fashion, and subsequently beheaded.
