Pawn shop
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[edit] Pawn Shops
The pawn shop is a magnificent place full of wonder and rainbows and candy in which people can go to "earn" money for items:
- You may have "lost."
- You may have "misplaced."
- Or have been "borrowed" from you "without permission."
[edit] Inside the pawn shop
Deep within the bowels of the dreaded and feared pawn shop, you will find a great quantity of pawns. These pawns use random items to build and expand their budding underground civilizations, and so they offer money (a byproduct of the pawns' reproductive cycle) to anyone willing to trade in cheap electronics, etc. A constant influx of random paraphanalia is vital to these pawn's survival, as the pawn race is constantly in fear of the dreaded chess player. These horrific beasts of man have been known to annhilate entire pawn civilizations with but a blink of their eye.
