Peer pressure

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Come on, even the nerdy kid down the street did it.

“What's the worst that could happen?”

~ Dr Pepper on Peer pressure

Peer pressure is the latest hot craze to sweep the nation, nay, the world. It's all the rage, it's the in thing, and it's exactly what you need to become the person you've always wanted to be. It's even more popular than kitten huffing. Peer pressure is guaranteed to make you more attractive, wealthier, taller, sexxxier, wealthier, and better in bed.

The most common source of peer pressure is fat chicks on jetties.

1 Definition
2 Does it make you cool?
3 But beware!
4 Come on, you know you want to.

[edit] Definition

Peer pressure is the collaboration of your friends on what is best for you. Remember, your friends know everything, so it's best to listen and do whatever they say. Even if it's that cool guy you don't know telling you what to do, listen to him. Don't you want to be like that cool guy?

[edit] Does it make you cool?

Studies by MTV's best scientists, smoking will make you look tough while walking down your 'ghetto'. It also proved that smoking dope is 'fly' and you'll be 'down with it'. And if you don't follow the cool kids at your high school, you will become 'uncool', and will have nothing better to do on a weekend besides helping elderly, collecting for the church, and going steady with the reverend's daughter. Peer pressure's worst nightmare is straight-edge lame punk band Minor Threat, they encourage teens to be boring twats who put X's on everything (in which that crappy emo habit came in)

[edit] But beware!

Ignoring peer pressure has disastrous consequences. You will lose the respect and admiration of your so-called friends. People you admire will point at you, and whisper behind their hands. You'll be refused entry to all your favourite bars and restaurants. Children will follow you in the street, laughing and jeering. In extreme cases, you may be hounded out of civilisation entirely, forced to live in the Outer Darkness, subsisting on what meagre roots and grubs you can scrape from the frozen ground, sharing whatever shelter you can find with badgers and stoats, and every day you'll drop to your knees, shake your fist at the sky, and curse unto the depths of Hell your foolish decision not to bow to peer pressure.