Penguitos
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The Penguito (pen-gweet-oh) is a cross between a penguin and a bandito which is a mexican bandit who robs people in style.
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[edit] Charecteristics of a Penguito
Penguitos are heartless and will kill you for your boots, even though they couldn't where them. They often hang around in groups of 4 or 5 this has created the term gang. Most penguito gangs will walk around speaking in their native mexican language. They kill any and all who cross their path because they are supersticous of black cats and believe the person passing by may just be a cat in a suite. If you are ever being chased by penguitos immieditly stop, because much like their cousin the T-Rex the penguitos vision is based on motion.
[edit] What are Penguitos After?
Penguitos want their revenge on God because when God was attempting to turn his first white person black he stopped halfway to eat his hot pocket which had just got done in the microwave. God bit into the hot pocket and shouted because it burned his tounge, he accidentally swung his elbow pushing the "change to bird" and "finish buttons" on his easy oven that makes living things Budah gave to him on his birthday. God never tried to change someones race again until he saw a little black singer and said "He would look better as a white boy" he once again failed, this failure is often referred to as Micheal Jackson. Some people believe because of the penguitos actions they are the anti-christs, but this rumor was disclaimed as Bob Barker rose to power in 2069.
[edit] How Old are Penguitos?
Most people believe that penguitos came before Adam and Eve, but this was proved false by the fact that when Adam and Eve were created if the penguito would have existed it would have capped both their asses. Most experts believe penguitos came around the time the tuxedo was invented by Jesus in 32 B.C.
[edit] Penguitos Assosiates
Most penguitos stay within their own race, but a few have been spotted communicating with raccoons. Most conspiracy theorists believe that the 2 races are teaming up to steal the world, with the sheer man force of the penguito and the sneakiness of the raccoon this is very likley to be possible but most people have disclaimed this as a bad theory...
