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“I had three penii once.....what a night!”

~ Noel Coward on Penispenispenis

Penispenispenis is a term used to describe an internet trolling phenomenon in which the word "penis" or synonyms (e.g. dick, cock) are used in some way or another to cause mischief. Apparently many internet trolls find the word inherently amusing and therefore like to post it as much as possible while trolling websites.

Contents 1 History 2 Psychological analysis 3 Examples of penispenispenis 4 See Also

[edit] History

The expression Penispenispenis is believed to have been invented by the man who could rightfully claim to be the greatest insulter of all time – Winston Churchill. However, Churchill did have peers in this field, in particular Irish playwright/author George Bernard Shaw. Below is the text from a series of letters sent by the two men in the early 1940s, containing what is possibly the first ever use of the expression Penispenispenis.

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play. Bring a friend... if you have one.”

~ George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.”

~ Churchill’s response

“There you go again, wallowing in your sad delusions of adequacy. Don’t bother responding if you cannot put more than two words together without sounding like a moron.”

~ Shaw’s response

“Penispenispenis.”

~ Churchill to Shaw

Shaw immediately realised he had been comprehensively defeated by a true genius in the field of verbal abuse. After word of this conversation spread to every city in England, very few people dared to insult Churchill.

In the middle of the 20th century, use of the expression Penispenispenis generally conjured up images of fluency, wealth and nobility. These effects are still apparent in today’s world.

[edit] Psychological analysis

Even today, the psychology behind penispenispenis is still a mystery to most analysists. Some experts suspect that the word "penis" and the subject of the penis may have a neurological effect on the pleasure sensors in the brain, therefore generating a euphoria of a sort similar to that which one receives from engaging in pleasureful activities (e.g. eating ice cream).

[edit] Examples of penispenispenis

1. Posting the word over and over (e.g. penispenispenis; PENIS PENIS PENIS)
2. Posting the word with repeated characters to make it longer (e.g. PPPPEEEEENNNNNIIIIIISSSSSSS)
3. Creating user accounts that look like real names or titles but have the word "penis" in them (e.g. "Sam Penis Wilson"; "Sir Penis of Cocksville"; "Richard Penisburger")
4. Using characters in creative ways to allude to penises (e.g "8========D")
5. Alternate spellings (e.g "penus"; "pingas"; spellings with leet)
6. Constantly commenting on one's own penis or others penises (e.g. "I have a humongous cock"; "you have a one-inch dick"; "I want to touch your grandma's penis")
7. Asking other internet users to touch one's penis to to let them touch your penis (or give Blowjobs; etc.)

Others believe that the mystery stems from the fact that the one thing funnier than "penis" is "penispenispenis" or "Vagina". Research is still being conducted in order to discover what is truly behind this mysterious phenominon.

[edit] See Also