Permanent Drastic Shocking Skin Disorder

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Permanent Unreversible Dramatically Drastic and Shocking and Friggin' scary Skin Disorder (shortly known as PUDDS 'N F-S-D) is an extremely Dramatic and Shocking unreversible skin disorder causing the skin to change in various areas. Rarely it is seen that all six symptoms would show up on one's body as commonly it would show up to only 3 symptoms per person.

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[edit] Symptoms

[edit] GBB

Give me a B, give me a U...
Give me a B, give me a U...

Got Big Booty (sometimes Got Back Booty or Ilikebigbuttsism) is the result of one's Cluorodoxiniumine being unstable and thusly making two "personal" parts to enlargize. No, not that one. I'm talking about the arsenal.

when you smack them the jiggle and they dont like it, if you smack the mhard enough their skin falls into their wholes.

[edit] Whitism

Michael Jackson is a known Whitian... Along with implozism.
Michael Jackson is a known Whitian... Along with implozism.

Whitism is known to occur along with one extra symptom, that tells you you have the Disorder.

[edit] Implozism

Implozism is known also as one's skin to disappear by running inside the bones of the person. This is one hell of a scary event...

[edit] RLLYSCRYISM

RLLYSCRYISM (pronounced with a Roach Z) is a creepy event where the back of the ill dude grows 3 times larger and can only be removed by simple lasers. These lasers can also be home-made and/or red-like. Also, red traffic lights can work

[edit] Coach Z

The mighty stupid, stupidhead morphin himself.
The mighty stupid, stupidhead morphin himself.

Coach Z (pronounced with an Oach Z) is where the person's clothes are sucked in by their body and then mutated into green losution or policome. This is very similar to Coach Z

[edit] Mhaillism

Ta-Da- Oh my friggin' hell!
Ta-Da- Oh my friggin' hell!

Mhaillism (also known as User:Mhaillism) is a scary deformation of the body to become X-Hairy and the eyes to begin catching fire whenever they can. None have survived Mhaillism. Ever.

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