Pete Townshend

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Did You Mean "Tommy?"

“This is a FUCKING ROCK n' ROLL CONCERT, not a FUCKING tea party!!!”

~ Pete Townshend on fans

“Get off! Get off my fucking stage!”

~ Pete Townshend on his stage

“His town has a shend”

~ Captain Obvious on Pete Townshend

Pedro beginning his famous Spanish stripper dance.

Pete Townshend, born May 19th 1945, as Pedro Dennisio Blandoforio Puebloendviar is a guitarist from Spain specializing in a genre of spanish hip hop, or reggaeton. He is most famous for his work as the lead guitarist of the group Los Quienes.

His biggest hit to date was "Of Course I'm a Paedophile, Here's My Credit Card Number". The title of this was critically acclaimed and regarded as bother clever and witty, as whilst he does not actually have sex with children, he just plays with himself while looking at naughty pictures of them. After being arrested he was able to make it stand up in court, even though there were no children present, much to everyone's astonishment.

He is made famous for his arm swinging action used whilst playing the guitar. This is used to symbolise the act of cradling a young child.

[edit] Los Quienes

Whilst working with Los Quienes, Pedro Cuidadsend Citysend Villagesend [and various other last names] wrote many hits including No Puedo Explicar, Quienes Eres Tu, Autobus Majico, Yo Puedo Ver Para Millas, Trato, Los Ninos estan Bien and Senor O'Riley.

[edit] Peculiarities

An alternate expression of Pedro's spasms is represented by smashing his guitars, which punk/grunge/indie/whatever fans have called the "hope I die before I get old" syndrome.

• Pedro has suffered from uncontrollable epileptic spasms since 1967. Trying to conceal these attacks, he started compensating for said convulsions by excessively making his right arm go round in circles while playing his guitar. Fans of Pedro claim this to be his "peculiarity #1" and NOT a dysfunction. He claims that it was provoked by bowling.[1]
• Pedro became deaf, dumb and blind after encountering The Beast.
• Pedro likes crackers.
• Pedro thinks his nose is huge and has hypnotized the world at large into thinking so as well, hiding the fact the he actually doesn't have one. Even pictures can't tell.
• His enormous beak gives Townshend the ability to smell odours up to a range similar to that of dogs.
• Actually, he himself has a rather bad smell!

[edit] Tomas

Pedro is well known for his rock opera Tomas which includes the following songs,

• Proposicion

• Ayer un Muchacho

• 1921é

• Viaje de Asombroso

• Sparkas

• Vista para Los Ciegos

• Navidad

• Primo Kevin

• La Reina de Acido

• Antisicion

• Tu Pences Este Ok

• Mago de "Pinball"

• Ayer un Medico

• Vas a el Espejo

• Tomas, Tu Puedas Oirme

• Rotura el Espejo

• Sensacion

• Cura de Milagro

• Senorita Simpson

• Yo Estoy Libre

• Bienvenida

• Campos de Vacaciones

• Nosotros No Tomaria Ya

• Quiénes son usted?

• El Mago del Billar Automático

• Veamos la Acción

• Véame, Siéntame, Toqúeme, Cúreme!

• Talkiére de mi Generación

• Esto no es un Partido Fuckindé del Téa!

About half of these songs are great, and the other half are great, when stoned.

[edit] The Internet

Pete/Pedro was the inventor of the internet, it was originally to be called "The Townshend" but "town" was considered to sound too small scale.

[edit] Quotes On Pedro

“I did not MURDER him!!!”

~ I, Robot on Pete Townshend

“He's a boooooy, he's a boooy! ...”

~ Roger Daltrey on Pedro Villageshend

“A rose is a rose is a rose is a rose, and roses are red, it's only Teenage Wasteland!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Pedro