Peter Griffin

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“How did those get up here?”

~ Peter Griffin on his chin

“My real son.”

~ God

“Remember that time I...”

~ Peter Griffin on Stuff

“Who the hell is that?”

~ Peter Griffin on Stewie killing Homer with Tricicle

“Fucker”

~ Homer Simpson on Peter Griffin

“He's nothing like Homer Simpson”

~ Stan Smith on Peter Griffin

“He's nothing like Homer Simpson”

~ Lois Griffin on Peter Griffin

“He's nothing like Homer Simpson”

~ Meg Griffin on Peter Griffin

“He's nothing like Homer Simpson”

~ Seth McFarlane on Peter Griffin

“He was always a nerd in school, who ever thought he could be funny?.”

~ Petoria Griffin(Peter's mother)

Peter Griffin

Term of office:	1999-2002, 2005-present – present
Preceded by:	Homer Simpson
Succeeded by:	Stan Smith
Date of birth:	n/a
Place of birth:	n/a
Date of death:	far future (lives for a freakin' long time)
Place of death:	n/a
First Lady:	n/a
Political party:	Independent (Petercrat)

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about Peter Griffin.

Pea Tear Griffin (born Honoré de Ballsack in 1963) is one of the main characters on FOX's hit television series, Family Guy. He is known for hanging out in a politically correct crowd with a black man, wheelchair man, and a rapist. Peter is also known for being the god of pakistan, the president of the Amish and the president of Petoria.

[edit] His fat factor

Peter Griffin is morbidly obese. Very much so. His estimated body weight has a few factors in common, in which they are very noticeable. Here they are:

• Skeleton = ~150 lbs. (high for the avg. human, but necessary for Peter's high mass)
• Muscle = ~180 lbs (low for his weight)
• Fat = ~34 tons(tonnes)(DAMN SON!)
• Brain = ~.5 lbs (which is significantly more than your mom's.)

Those are his weight measurements of the different parts of his body. The main cause of Peter Griffin becoming fat was just one typical nice day, with lots of tv. It was one Sunday morning, and Peter Griffin got out of bed only weighing about 46 lbs., and then he came downstairs and watched tv. When 1:00 pm , NF Suday Fotball came on, and Peter Griffin got out an estimated 40 beers to drink. He drank them all in a matter of 15 minutes, and it boosted his weight up to an extra 100 lbs, in which he weighed 146 lbs there after. The spike in his blood alcohol level caused the massive brain weight spike, making it larger than any of the people who wrote this page, though his mental retardation was so thickly programmed into his brain, that the "retarded cells" multiplied exponentially.

This is how Peter looked when he graduated from Quahog High School, May 22, 1999. Yes, after repassing his fourth grade 18 times. This picture is also not illustrated. The balance between illustrations and photographs in Family Guy is a mystery that baffles historians and cartoon-watchers everywhere.

Griffin has also been known to repeatedly grab his right knee and bring it up to his chest and pull it back down while saying "hsssshshshs ahhhhhh-ahhhhhh!" when doing his undercover job as an A-Team member. This has happened a grand total of two times, but it was still freakin' hilarious. He also laughs like this: heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh!

Peter Griffin also had a career as a disco musician, and recorded such hits as Spider-Man, Step By Step, & Devil's Reception.

[edit] Conclusion: A Fat Man Growing

Peter Griffin at Hogwarts, before his massive NFL Sunday accident.

So here it is: Peter Griffin is a really cool guy who is almost as great Homer Simpson as voted on by a number of people in a Family Guy Special Event preceding the much sought after 100th episode. If he gets a second campaign at being president, he'll team up with the Bill Clinton & Nixon to start a biological war in the world. Remember, Peter Griffin only wants to become president because he wants America to become hotter and he wants to have his goal of creating peace with the world by eliminating minorities, Japan, Uzbekistan,Germany, and the evil monkey in Chris's closet with nuclear warfare. Griffin for President! and he will show you his side boob again!!!!

[edit] Filmography

• Fatman (1986) - Himself/Fatman
• Fatman Returns (1989) - Himself/Fatman
• Fatman doesn't do Bat Shit (aka Fatman doesn't do Fat Shit) (1994) - Himself/Fatman
• The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) - Who the Fuck is He?
• Tarzan: King of the Wickerdoodle (1999) - Gorilla #2
• Fatman Begins (2000) - Himself/Fatman
• Fun with Dick and Vagina (2001) - Dick and mary jane tee hee penis
• When Johnny Met Tim (2002) - Banker
• Ronald McDonald: The Untold Story (2003) - Customer
• Tarzan Comes Out Of The Closet (2004) - Gorilla #2
• The Fat Knight (2005) - Himself/Fatman
• Eeeeehheeeeeee(2003) - Peter Griffin Himself
• League of Unextraordinary Gentleman (2006) - Himself
• Fatman and Robin (2007) - Himself/Fatman
• Hercules 2: The Wrath of Kevin Sorbo (2007) - Zeus
• Trump (2008) - Donald Trump
• When Conan Met Jay (2009) - Audience Member #100
• Hannah Montana: The Movie (2010) - Hannah Montana (in talks)
• The Life of a Normal Fat Guy(2011) - fat guy #6
• Untitled Steve Carrel Project(2012) - The Office (inside of him)

[edit] Discography

[edit] Albums

• Hurricane Is Coming (1980)
• Step By Step (1981)

[edit] Singles

• Spider-Man/Just When I Needed You Most 7" (1979)
• Spider-Man/Just When I Needed You Most 12" (1979)
• Step By Step/Devil's Reception 7" (1980)
• Step By Step/Devil's Reception 12" (1980)
• I've Lost My Way/Beware of Love 7" (1981)
• I've Lost My Way/Beware of Love 12" (1981)
• Step By Step/Fly, Home Is In The Sky 7" (1981)
• Lectric Metric/Time Machine 12" (1983)

[edit] See Also

• Stewie Griffin
• George Dubya Bush
• Lois Griffin
• The Simpsons
• Tefillin
• Timmy
• Fat People

[edit] External Links

Discography

• Peter Griffins Freakin Sweet Bebo Account

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