Peter Jackson
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Peter Jackson is a well known jew and movie director who hates asians and distant cousin of Jack Peterson(who also hates the slant eye). According to some sources, he has 6000 arms made of steam and is known for his fabulous summoned creatures. He is best known for directing the Sheila's Wheels adverts.
As well as being a crappy director/jewlander he is a successful owner of Peter Jackson's Menswear and the classic song thats played every time the ad comes up. The woman featuring at the end of the ad (who goes *wow peter jackson*)is infact one of Micheal Jacksons victims. Recent years have seen a strange alliance form between Peter Jackson and British naturalist David Bellamy. The pair are said to have formed The Defenders of Skull Island, a conservation group that violently protects the island from constant and harried attacks and incursions from landless Sky Pirates. Rumours persist that he will soon fuck up The Big Lebowski, staring David Bellamy as The Dude.
A recent test has revealed that Jackson has developed a rare mental decease that forces him to stretch out the plot of his movies to 3 hours. One positve side effect is the longer his movies are the better they are, and unlike some directors he shoots movies that feel like movies with CGI, not bloody Playsation 2 games.
[edit] Recent News
On March 19, 2006, Peter Jackson was allegedly sexually abused by his father Michael Jackson. Peter Jackson's mother, and alleged half-sister, Janet Jackson, has sued Michael Jackson for rape of her young child. "I never knew he was capable of it... Peter bent over to pick up a Cheeto, when my brother grabbed his crotch, and flinged it, then smacked my baby brother's buttie, and shouted 'Beat It'! He moonwalked away like it never happened, but he could fool this black woman!". Andrew Jackson, the father of all Jacksons, believed they should handle it in Federal Court, but was alleged shot in a duel by John C. Calhoun, Michael Jackson's "Non-Capitalistic Republican Boyfriend.". Meanwhile, the FBI is still investigating how the Jacksons managed to inset, and create a Caucasian child (Peter Jackson), but they feel that Michael may be the father, not Andrew, most likely clearing up the mystery.
In 2003 Mr. Jackson received an Academy Award for his efforts in curing insomnia .
[edit] Diet?
Over the Lord of the Rings series many critics have said that they struggled to understand the movie. This was for the fact the Peter Jackson's gut covered the lens and what the audience actually saw during the fight scenes was just his breakfast fighting his lunch. Ever since this happened he vowed to ditch his gut so his awful shirts he wears would actually look half decent.
He has also been referred to as a hobbit during his school days. The kids weren't wrong...
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