Petoria
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| Motto: "Petro nemo slappy wag."
Real motto: "More beer you slappy wag." | |||
| National Anthem: We have an anthem | |||
| Official language | English | ||
| Capital | Living Room D.C. | ||
| Government | Anarchy | ||
| Tribe leader | Peter Griffin | ||
| National Hero | Stewie griffin | ||
| National Pastime | Drinking | ||
| Territorial aspirations | 31 an 33 Sponner st | ||
| Currency | beer cans | ||
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[edit] History
Petoria was a small nation which gained independence in 2004. It was located in Quahog, Rhode Island. Petoria gained Independance after the President Peter Griffin was denied a pool permit and found out he could secede from the US. In the beginning the Country had a population of 7 but grew after the invasion of the USA. ( Operation Pool
[edit] Politics and Government
The whole country is run by Peter Griffin , who is President of Petoria. Stewie Griffin is head of defense and President of poopie. Meg is just a normal citizen. Chris Griffin is head of the Petorian space program. And Lois is the first lady.
[edit] Economy
Petoria is one of the worlds main importers of beer, thanks to the presidents excessive drinking problem. The countrys currency is beer bottles, here is the currency:
- Beer can ( 3 US dollars )
- Beer bottle ( 8 US dollars )
- Beer Keg ( 110 US dollars )
[edit] Wars and Conflicts
The only 2 Major wars Petoria has ever seen is the Invasion of 33 Spooner st (The Swanson Residence) operation pool. And the US-Petorian conflict Operation Desert Clam.
The Invasion of 33 Sponner st was sparked by Petorian forces. Early on morning Petorian forces led by Peter Griffin and Stewie Griffin invaded the next door neighbours Joe Swansons pool at ( 33 Spooner st) The patch of land was serized very quickly with little resistance and became the new Petorian state "Johio". The reason this invasion happened was that the pool was used exstnsivly by Petoria.
The citizens (Joe, Bonnie and Kevin Swanson) were outraged but could do nothing.
Operation Desert Clam was a US response to the invasion. US forces cut all beer imports in and began sanctions with heavy force. A few missile and gunshot were fired at each other. This was ended with a ceasefire and Petoria dissolved.
[edit] Geography
Petoria was located in Quahog, Rhode island USA (the most useless state in America. Texas should just totally conquer them.
[edit] Petoria today
Petoria was dissovled a few weeks after independence because of Operation Desert Clam. The citizens are starrting up Rebel groups and the area of Spooner st is basically out of US control.
