Pff (2006 Paris Hilton pussyfart)

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This article is about the Paris Hilton pussyfart. For the 1990 fart by the Bloodhound Gang, see Foxtrot Alpha Romeo Tango; for the Uncyclopedia farts-related Hitler article, see Fart filter; and for the Tom Waits album, see Dog Fart Trombone.

Pff
Pussyfart by Paris Hilton
Release Time	June 1, 2006, 07:36:140AM
Recorded	In room 6969, Paris Hilton, Paris, Texas
Genre	Death metal Shit music
Length	00:55:997 sec.
Record label	sT1NKYcL!T
Producers	Pussycunt Dolls
Professional reviews
Missy Elliott review	6/5 - "This shit is better than ReVulva, bitch!"
Unnews review	2.5/5 - "Only the A side is worth mentioning realy. The rear side could be some 8 year old's if you ask me."
Goa Tse review	0/5 - "Ew."
Paris Hilton Turdography
Riot Act (2005)	Pff (2006)	Sex After Death (2006)

*Pff* is a pussyfart by poop artist Paris Hilton and the sixty-eighth release from "Paris is wet, better cover yourself", the first scene from her debut sex tape, "Last tongue go in Paris". It was earlier included in her multi-platinum debut album, Poops...I did it again. The piece is considered a milestone of poop culture and one of the most influenting recordings of the decade by many known critics, such as Dirty Bastard, Dave Chappelle, Goa Tse and Justin Timberlake.

It was originally released in 2005, seven and a half months before Hilton's pussylip enhancement, with a significant success in France and Belgium. After being remixed by The Pussycunt Dolls, it became a worldwide hit in Winter 2006. The whole scene spent 197 weeks at number one on the U.S. Dildoard Hot 100 sex sounds chart, the longest run at the Hot 100 chart in history. During its heyday, the piece was played frequently at professional sports events (Such as in the halftime of the 2005 French open final between Maria Sharapova and Anna Kournikova, to help the men in the audience who weren't able to come yet), and possibly other places.

In H1V's documentary 100 Greatest Pussy Farts of All Time, Pff was ranked as number one, beating such classics as Puss in Boots: The Story of an Orgy Killer.

[edit] Vart information

"Pff" parts ways with Hilton's pussylips as in with her previous releases in a number of ways. Firstly, it was produced by Vart Queef, who have worked on masterpieces such as In Utero; many therefore believe it symbolized a change in Paris' genre of acting. Hilton declares her independence in the piece whilst also saying how she cannot control herself around a person as she proclaims "Pff." Although she has said that the piece is about love making and not necessarily sex, her performance at the 2006 MTV Video Music Awards (which featured her fucking with a python while being raped by a Zebra) meant that her explanation went unnoticed. Still, it was considered as one of Hilton's signature works due to the fact that it was a transitional release.

[edit] Track Listing

1. Cumlicious

2. Like... What?

3. That's Hot

4. I Wanna See Ur Beaver

6. Boobays

7. Queen Elizabeth's Queefs

8. Fellatio Art

9. Oops! You're Married?

10. Cum, Glorious Cum!

[edit] Chart performance