Pharaoh
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The leader of Egypt, the phrase has had different meanings in different times. Pronounced fair-oh.
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[edit] Pre-Ancient Egypt
Before Egypt was ancient it was used a carpark for dinosapiens. The carpark was supervised by a wise, yet surly old man, called the Pharaoh. The Pharaoh's job was to ensure that Egypt smelt of stale urine, that half the lights didn't work, and that the ticket machines wouldn't make change. Since half the lights didn't work, the Pharaoh's head had to glow brightly enough to be seen by ships in the outer reaches of space.
[edit] Ancient Egypt
After the dinosaurs became extinct, the Pharaohs were faced with a problem. What to do with Egypt? Luckily, using left-over Atlantean technology, and powerful opiates, Pharaoh Trevor the Wacky had an idea. Since the number one leisure activity in Ancient Egypt was sleeping, the Pharaoh could now become Chief Designer for American casinos, and the Pharaohs now spent all their time sleeping and dreaming about pyramids, sphincters, camels, togas and Tom Jones in concert. This became such a success that the Pharaohs soon got rich enough to take up tormenting computer nerds as a full time hobby. Unfortunately, due to their dependence on drugs, cats, anti-Semitism and beer, the Egyptians became so puny the French were able to invade. if your name is Goober, wow. just, wow
[edit] Modern Egypt
The shame and disgrace of being invaded by France revolutionised Egypt and Egyptian society. The biggest casualty was Pharaoh 1.2 beta edition, who was assassinated by a disgusted populace after they discovered he was a robot. For a long time, the Egyptians had no pharaoh while they invited the British, the Germans, the Italians, the Germans, again, the British, again, the Americans and the Norwegians to invade, in the hopes that everyone would forget about the French invasion. This plan was on the verge of success when the world]] found out about Iraq, and took turns invading there instead. In shame, the Egyptians had no alternative but to elect a new Pharaoh, called "The President". The job of the President is to make biscuits for the Egyptian Parliament and be assassinated.
