Photo album
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“Reminds me of the old days”
~ Oscar Wilde on photo albums
A Photo album is a book that mostly includes Me in it, because of my slightly greater class and level 50 attack skill. Other albums, such as yours, have lesser quality. Albums owned by rich people contain old photos, mostly black and white.
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[edit] Albums
Albums are created by people with nothing to do on their free time. Therefore, they make tiny papers and draw themselves on them. Lately, people invented photography to keep the spring away.
[edit] Sample Albums
[edit] Categories of People
[edit] Old couples
Images that are made by old couples make almost no sense due to the couples' bad grammar and camera holding, however, lately old couples ask people to photograph them for free. On the right is a photo taken by a person who later steals the camera, as he is using Zoom. photo album owned by thieves will be spoken of later in this article.
Photos of old couples usually include two people, man and women or vice versa (sometimes inside-out or upside-sideways) walking or just staring at eachother. They are often interrupted by smart people or jumpy demeńted retards.
Photos of old couples taken by other old couples are often dyslexia-like and jumpy, unlike the demeńted retards spoken of earlier. Old couples can often be tricked by Anti-Obli-Old-Couples or for short, odd couples. They say you can trust them, everything is fine, and the next moment, the odd couple is running upwards with your camera. Nobody has ever witnessed the event.
[edit] Thieves
Unlike odd couples, thieves are likely to steal all your money and sometimes your camera. It is quite common and people mostly hire actual photographs with their own cameras so they can't actually "steal".
The ones fooled by thieves include Mr. Bean. He recovered the thief by putting corn into their mouths and making them sings some song with the term "Lola" in it multiple times. The basket and stinging was just to make the viewers feel happy for theirselves that Mr. Bean had given them such a good show.
[edit] Popular people's albums
[edit] Paris Hilton (person)
Main Article: Paris Hilton (person)
Paris Hilton (person) is known to be a photogy, a human being with nothing on the mind but eating photographs. She is also known as a photogrue, a human being with nothing on the mind but eating photographers. Also, a phumbler, a human being with nothing on the mind.
She currently owns 23,247 albums, which she creates 100 per day. Out of those 100, 50 albums are thrown in the fire before they turn one hour old.
[edit] Bill Gates
Known as the angry mad person, Bill Gates, inventor of toes, an alternative for fingers, currently owns 1 album, 1 unique, special, rare, pricey, cheaply-made, demented, toe-based, on-fire album.
He is also known to be the "founder" of Microsoft, but is actually known as the mascot, as all Microsoft software is created by Steve "Ozzy feet" Ballmer. He holds Bill as a defence shield and for that, Bill needs a paycheck raise from Ballmer every week.
