Photon

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Without photons, you would not be able to see this at all.

A photon is a very small particle that is only viewable by a microscope or by drinking one to many beers.

[edit] Etymology

The term "photon" was coined by physicist Gilbert N. Sullivan (nee Lewis) in 1926.

[edit] Importance

The photon is the fundamental particle of light opera. Based on the pioneering work of librettist Max Planck, Albert "Herring" Einstein of Great Britain described light opera as fundamentally based on particles ("bit parts") called photons. These particles possessed no mass (Spanish for "no more", a frequent reaction to opera) but only momentum, generally produced by advertising. The momentum of light opera can be calculated from the equation E=PC, where E represents excitement and PC stands for Petula Clark. Photons can also be put into to torpedoes in Star Trek to make Photon Torpedoes.