Physicsaurus

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The Physicsaurus (fi-zik-SAWR-us) is a dinosaur created by a trio of brilliant physicists to serve as a mascot and a line of defense against representatives of the two inferior, and more prolific, sciences. Since its creation in 2006 extensive research has been done to investigate its behaviour and habits, little of which has actually amounted to anything.

The Physicsaurus. If you aren't a physicist, run.

1 Creation
2 Known Behaviour
3 Diet
4 See Also

[edit] Creation

By annihilating two forms of matter, antimatter and doesntmatter, a reaction previously unknown to science took place, and the end result was a creation with a dinosaur-like appearance with an extreme aversion to sciences other than physics. These characteristics were guaranteed, as antimatter is a substance only known to physicists. This physics aspect combined with the nihilistic nature of doesntmatter led to the creation of an animal which only had any interest in physics. Moreover this animal is only seen by people who are insane or who have taken large quantities of hallicinogenic drugs.

[edit] Known Behaviour

You'd better get the correct answer, motherfucker

The physicsaurus is hostile to all scientists who have no affiliations with physics. As such, the diet of the physicsaurus chiefly consists of chemists and biologists.

For reasons unknown to humans at the moment, touching a physicsaurus, or even the image of one, is said to bring luck to physicists during times of great anxiety. This luck protects physicists from any harm that might befall them for the next hour.

Of particular note is the physicsaurus' attitude towards people who deny the theory of evolution. Instead of eating them like it would do to chemists and biologists, it prefers to tear their limbs off and attack the owners with their own arms and legs. Why it does this is still a matter of debate. Clearly the Physicasaurus did not evolve. Theories have ranged from a simple dislike of stupidity/ignorance to a refusal to accept any sort of God as it was created by scientists.

[edit] Diet

As stated earlier, the physicsaurus despises non-physicists and consumes large numbers of chemists and biologists. Interestingly, the physicsaurus will only attack psychologists who insist psychology is a science, content with only mocking the rest. As most people know, psychology is not a true science, which is why the majority of psychologists are not under threat from the physicsaurus. As of yet, the physicsaurus has not consumed any non-physicists of real importance, as the creature has only recently been discovered.